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swordfish meatloaf

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  1. quite the shame green bays' defense is absolute TRASH this season; aaron rodgers is truly unfuckwitable and even with a ragtag bunch of generally inexperienced/young receivers (aside from jordy nelson), he will continue to throw incredible and often seemingly unfeasible darts & light up defenses leaguewide. if lacy could just get his running game jumping off a bit better (little fault of his own w/ off. line injuries and rookie linemen who have given him next to nothing to work with), the packers would find themselves true NFC contenders regardless of how sluggish the defense looks, solely based on their ability to score 35+ weekly and wear down the secondary of just about any team. i've said it for years but dom capers has to GO. time for a coordinator with some NUTS. aight commence with your NFC north and/or green bay hatred. ...by the way detroit looks SOLID. far too early to say but they could be part of the bigger picture this season.
  2. looky here nigga - a wheel is slang for a pizza. and you never seen jacks frozen pizza? what planet are you from??
  3. i was too hammered to even consider taking photos but earlier i melted string cheese sticks onto the top of my jacks wheel and that shit was THE BUTTERS. highly recommend.
  4. fuck you talking bout nigga i been in there. nevermind i switched the y's and w's up.
  5. a nigga updating adobe flash player. lets get it poppin' OG-TC nerds!! EDITSKI: you can in fact sign in as a guest. works wonders wif google chrome. www.tinychat.com/0ywq
  6. i'll report back tomorrow to let niggas know how it went. her mama is coming down to scoop me then we pick her up at nine in the morning. maybe i'll smash in the bathroom wherever we go for lunch, and then let her moms pay the bill.
  7. i hope there's not going to be an issue about me wanting to wear a condom. like "who you been fuckin' these past three years" type shit. but i'm going to try my best to explain that it's for her own good so i don't bust a nut in like six minutes. thankfully, i haven't contracted any std's since she got hemmed up, @ least none i know about. i want some candy.
  8. winding down this crazy ass night. my wife gets out of prison tuesday morning @ nine am. thinking about cracking one last beer but that means i'll hafta walk to the basement to get it. yeah, i think i'm finna do that. i am pretty scared about like, how me and the girl are gonna get along when she gets out. i mean we had frequent visits, but people change over three years and she's probably going to be mad sheltered/institutionalized. i'ma roll with it though 'cause i love her so much. gonna use my day off work tomorrow to prepare for tuesday i.e. shave pubics, neosporin on trackmarks, wash clothes. maybe it'll feel all exciting again, butterflies and whatnot like a first date before i murder that pussy. wish me luck oontz!
  9. i had a pizza casualty earlier today. i get sixty percent off of shit at work if i eat it in the store, but you're not supposed to leave w/ anything you get that good of a discount on. well i usually throw it in my bag so i can walk down the block and eat lunch with moms. well today i ordered up a fourteen-inch wheel with mancuso scamorza cheese, hot sausage, spicy creminelli calabrese and a few slices of cacciocavallo melted on top. i walked upstairs and put the pizza box in my backpack so i could sneak it out to meet moms on the busstop. i get there and opened the box and all the cheeses and meat had slid to the bottom of the box and the topping was reduced to a messy pile of gummed up cheese & meat @ the front of the box, and the empty crust with a touch of sauce on the top. we tried to rescoop that shit back on but it was too late. i guess i've done this before w/ decent success but that was after the pizza had time to cool a bit. moral of the story, let your wheel settle for a few minutes after it comes off the stone if you're going to have it sideways to sneak it out of a building w/o potential consequence. a true tragedy. we still tore it up tho.
  10. still pumping this three years later and this son was @ his absolute pinnacle here and the album was golden. marcberg, in my opinion, is the biggest rap jewel dropped since illmatic or infamous, @ least as far as that ny sound. he encapsulated that era flawlessly and shoulda kept the same formula for his sophomore record. unfortunately, it didn't go down like that.
  11. finally got a handful of buprenorphine. i had basically been reluctantly using the past five months to be able to work (can't work sick... blah blah blah). i know - you've heard it a million times and i know a few of you have been there. december my state funding ran out @ the methadone clinic and i slowly picked up right where i left off - i can honestly say post-acute withdrawal syndrome is a mess & threw me off my entire gameplan. i'm embarrassed that i've had to live this "secret" again while i visited my girl in prison with needlepoint pupils. but it's crunchtime now - she gets outta prison tuesday after three years locked up. i moved outta the hood and i will NOT drag her back into that lifestyle. i'm ready to be clean, or @ least not using heroin and i hope to god it's the last fucking time. i truly believe that having wifey back & getting back into narcotics anonymous will be enough, for now. but i'm not looking that far ahead. just focusing on TODAY.
  12. so - is the asperger's thing a legit speculation here, like... the idea got press or are y'all niggas just borrowing a page from the book of adam lanza? i must say, looking @ homeboys' photo again, he does kinda look like (aside from the blatantly obvious repressed homosexuality) there might be some developmental and/or cognitive disabilities that may or may not have come into play here. regardless, i'd cum inside his sister if she could stop making that weird face w/ her lips. anybody going to chime in and remind me that she's sixteen? still though, i'd smash her buttocks and then gaffle mad shit from her mansion and head straight to the pawn shop.
  13. picked this up from the free pile @ the homeless shelter/food bank. i know i read it like freshman year of highschool but i was so high everyday back then that with the exception of a few character names, i've since forgotten most of it. yeah i know - walter dean myers - let the wisecracks commence. actually liking it so far.
  14. the few tracks from the new mayhem/buckwild album i peeped were nothing special. hoping the rest of the record is up to par as i'm the biggest DITC fan on earf. in my personal opinion, buck is pretty much on point with premo in the sense that he can make the most lackluster emcees go hard as fuck on his production. as far as ap, i haven't bought a record of his since "where's your album?". a little bit of that dude goes a lonnnnnngggg way.
  15. not quite by any means. the syrup above typically contains phenylephrine (chemical relative of ephedrine/pseudoephedrine - replaced ephedrine in most cold/cough remedies in both the united states & canada since they were discovered to be precursors for methamphetamine manufacture), guaifenesen (which is horrible, and potentially dangerous on the stomach in moderate to larger-than-recommended doses), clorpheniramine (if you want to vomit this stuff will certainly do the trick) and codeine or a combination of the four. i'd be willing to wager that the stimulant properties of the phenylephrine, though much weaker than the stimulating effects of ephedrine (or its' immediate chemical analogues), combined with the lack of promethazine make this syrup a very different experience from that of lean. the same could probably be said for the taste and consistency as well. i believe those canadian brand syrups also contain dxm (dextromethorphan hydrobromide), so if you drank say 180+ milligrams of that, you'd certainly trip, though if you're looking to trip by way of dissociative anaesthetics/NMDA receptor-agonists, ketamine or phencyclidine would be much more preferable. you couldn't pay me to drink that shit.
  16. that beefroast looks dumb good! finna fall asleep and claw for that shit in my dreams. big up on the veal osso bucco too - made that dish about a month ago before i got evicted. sure do miss having a big kitchen to cook in.
  17. is it really worth reading? something tells me all it will serve to do is infuriate me and further inspire deeper hatred for the overly and undeservingly wealthy. it's a shame this kid didn't just swallow his pistol first before he decided to ruin countless lives as a result of his can't-pull-trim issues. inj - you make a very valid point there. giving this kid shine in the press/media seems only to perpetuate this kind of behavior, as rarely do a few days go by in today's society w/o something like this happening. stories like these are becoming more and more prevalent, and perhaps sensationalizing such events lends itself to the additional surge of similar freakouts. the only fingers being pointed here should be directly at his parents, or lack thereof. that said, i'm not sure its in my best interest to read his "manifesto" before trying to achieve a good nights' rest. edit: suppose i'll read the repressed homosexuals' diary tomorrow morning.
  18. well, he's clearly a faggot so there's the answer to the repressed aggression and likely self-loathing. next article please.
  19. ayo fist good looks on that link - i had kinda thought even @ that age that there was something abnormal about the white doodoo. but @ least now i can do some proper research and make my hypothesis based on the information herein. i'll venture the guess that cirrhosis can be crossed off the list of possible illnesses a five or six year-old may carry. also, broke plenty nba jam backboards in my day. wasn't that hard if i recall correctly. shawn kemp didn't fuck around, yo!
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