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chopsticks

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  1. man this dude is epic as fuck i actually laughed out loud at this the other ones are pretty fucking depressing @ least this dude lived a full life

     

     

    Married male, age 74

     

    What is a few short years to live in hell. That is all I get around here.

     

    No more I will pay the bills.

     

    No more I will drive the car.

     

    No more I will wash, iron & mend any clothes.

     

    No more I will have to eat the leftover articles that was cooked the day before.

     

    This is no way to live.

     

    Either is it any way to die.

     

    Her grub I can not eat.

     

    At night I can not sleep.

     

    I married the wrong nag-nag-nag and I lost my life.

     

    W.S.

    to the undertaker

     

    We have got plenty money to give me a decent burial. Don't let my wife kid you by saying she has not got any money.

     

    Give this note to the cops.

     

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    Give me liberty or give me death.

     

    W.S.

     

    This one FTW!!

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