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cheaters is filmed near where i stay. i have a few fucked up stories about them fools. i used to get my buds from this one dude who was on cheaters. he came over one day when it was on tv and told me about how him and his ex was on the show. apparently they paid him AND her $500 each to act like fools on tv. she went to cheaters first and got them to follow him around town. he was with a hotter chick somewhere downtown when cheaters rolls up. they stopped filming and had to pay him off before they kept rolling camera. then they basically said "turn up the heat" and thats when the two girls started going at it and my boy J was tryin to play along. i saw that episode 6 months later, made me smile. then there was this one time where a cop was fuckin this chick in a park across from where my boys lived. we'd see the cop pull up every day and meet up with some chick. she would jump in his car and he'd smash or get head or whatever. this went on for a few days, when one day we was smoking a blunt watchin this shit, when cheaters rolled up in their vans and got all in his face with cameras while his pants were down. the cop got fired and it was in the newspapers here. havent seen that episode air though. also, there's a mexican cheaters filmed in Houston, TX called "Secretos". shits crazier and funnier than the english version. i think its funnier when you can't understand what they're saying.

riding the system? thats how i feel about a bitch with 7 kids on welfare at age 28. not about cancer patients who can't afford treatment. there is a line. and shai: coming up with extra money is always difficult. so shaking your head is all you're doing for a solution? formulate a plan for the masses and pitch it to the people in power. that's what the internet should be used for imo. you have the ability, more than ever before in history, to change the way the worlds looks at things, with a few keystrokes and mouse clicks. anyone can complain. you are NOT special.

pics? ...... FAIL WTF IS THIS SHIT THEN: "A photographer documented the sequence of events. The photographs show Lian, dressed in a T-shirt, shorts and socks, saluting to the crowd after pushing Chen off."

apparently, to some people, it is still just a theory. thats why this thread was started. because even today, with iphones and google and all varieties of porn on portable digital devices, there are STILL some people out there who believe otherwise. not to mention, those who knew about cartography usually sailed under a King or Queen, and had a better opportunity to learn how the world works. that probably was like less than 1% of the ENTIRE WORLDS POPULATION that was able to think that far out of the box. everyone else farmed shit for a living (monty python reference) most people are, and WERE, fucking idiots. ERGO (THEREFORE) before 1969, it was the popular opinion (as in at least 51% of the entire worlds population thinks this) THAT THE FUCKING EARTH MAY HAVE POSSIBLY BEEN FLAT! fuck... all i am saying.

goth white supremacist? are they like, too apathetic to do anything about the ni**er problem? what a weird combination of freaks.

i work in health insurance. it's a fucking scam. but it pays the bills. i agree also that you should take care of your own. but there are so many god damned exceptions to that one rule that make people go, "oh yea, well of course take care of THAT person", that it's irresponsible and arrogant to say you wouldn't want to help them. we are ALL one doctor or hospital visit away from being uninsurable. tomorrow you could come down with lymphoma (happened to a few people i know). What then? you're insurance carrier takes care of you? tell that to the people that have been priced out of their own insurance plan by blue cross or others. shits mad weak, its all about money. we should just give it to everybody... now the beer tax is a clever idea, cuz regardless, beer sells. whether it's dollar beer night or $9 beer night, alcohol still sells in clubs and bars - it's a sin tax essentially. if it weren't for redneck beer drinking high cholesterol having slobs who watch Nascar (just one example of many), we might have affordable healthcare if people didn't go out of their fucking way to be unhealthy. edit: see the bacon thread.

Let em hate... Only thing I'll say is I'd never buy a Krink marker. There are plenty more ways to get ink to surface than paying $5 for that shit. If you're really serious, and not just into the commercialization this hobby brings, you'll find a way to be the next KR making your own in your garage or something. Books man, books. Hope you make tons of cash off folks.

healthcare should be a right in the "greatest nation on teh planet". if my taxes already go towards shit that doesn't matter so much to me, I'd much rather have a portion go to something that makes a difference in peoples lives. picking on the poor and sick? you kick dogs too? now, on the other side of the coin, i don't care if you all fucking catch on fire tomorrow, I wouldn't piss on you. but i think the reason i posted is to tell you that i hope you get hit by a bus. see if you still have that tired ass Darwin theory of how to deal with Trillions of human beings living together in a global economy. I'll close with this: "It's always been the nature of a child or a half-wit to point out that the Emperor has no clothes. But at the end of the day, the Emperor is still an Emperor, and the half-wit is still a half-wit."

also, maps... explain maps you fucking cunt. maps are flat. i win.

yea so, DAO got pretty butt hurt on this one pretty fast. The point I was making, is that I won't believe shit until I SEE it. Most people don't look up, they look forward. The people who looked up were usually more attuned to what the fuck is really going on around them, not just doing the day to day bs of being a person. THUS, before 1969, and before sheeple seen it on TEEEEE VEEEEE... you simple fucker... it was widely believed to be ONLY A THEORY that the Earth was round. Still, there were skeptics. Maybe you can argue the point till you're blue in the face, but the general public are fucking dumb. People go on quoting and misquoting whatever the fuck it is THEY THINK THEY KNOW (you.), but until there's hard evidence, like a picture of a round blue Earth taken from space, people still will believe what they see. Smart people throughout time have been murdered and made fun of because they went against popular belief. Until 1969, when all the world saw a man get shot into space and land on a fucking MOON, there was a wide range of ideas about who and what and where we are. FUCK MAN! There's people today that say the moon landing was even faked. So take your middle school standardized education and stick it up your ass.

gas grills have better temperature control. but fuck a grill, i want a smoker. my uncle used to weld smokers out of barrels. and there's this one dude who rolls around my town with a trailer behind his truck that has a giant smoker on it. he posts up in grocery store parking lots and sells ribs and brisket sandwiches. i think that's what i wanna do when i grow up. he looks like he smokes crack, but i don't judge, the man knows his meat /nh beef bbq ribs using sweet baby rays. best method? sear on 400 degrees ... slather once with bbq sauce to make it stick to the meat a lil, and so it gets a nice grill pattern right off the top. flip once after 5 minutes, pull off after another 5 minutes, then set in oven to bake at 200 degrees for about 15-20 minutes, check on it after 15 minutes to see if it's to your liking. doing this gets the char pattern right and keeps it tender. this method is known as "braising" i think, i learnt it on teh food network. by cooking at a low temp it melts the fatty parts and ligaments until (if it's bone in) you can just pull the bone out from the middle of the meat. sweet shit right here. here's a pic of my plate a few weeks ago: shitty pic from my camera, plus i only have one tiny rib showing... lame. also, this is how your grill is supposed to look in Texas: bacon and colby cheese mixed in with the burger patty (80/20, not that lean bullshit...), filet mignon chillin in the back, Johnsonville Beer Bratwurst on the top rack, and our one and only veggie.. corn in the husk, slathered with butter and seasonings. un. fuck. wit. a. ble.

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i was just saying, the shit might make sense to an idiot. you know, the kind that would talk shit on the internet forums and then brag to his pops?

i didnt have ops. i have ice chat. i double clicked at the top where the topic was. i dont think theres rules in your irc. dunno how it let me change topic. but meh.

i am amazed and horrified at the same time. that fool jumped out the windshield while he was still on fire. i bet he died on the way to the hospital. his friend was fuckin toasty. at one point theres a camp fire on this dudes head, he looks dead so he probably didnt notice.

To a child or someone born before 1969, the earth would be flat. Makes total sense. If I drove on a round earth, I'd be upside down in china. I'd wear shoes on my head and hamburgers would eat people. Would you want to live in a world like that? bump the crazies.

holy fucking shit.

link? anybody questioning this shit at all? "daddy ate my eyes" sounds like you made that shit up. No way do they print "daddy ate my eyes" in any news media. I am calling BULLSHIT on this one. provide further proof. pics? links?

if this thread didn't exist, who would answer all your stupid questions?

shai, you know your ice cream. i imagine you write wiki how's in your free time?

no but she said she does. i am willing to share mine.

i love you... i can share all of those things with you for the rest of our lives. you in? and the rest of yous, go stick needles in your arms and jump off a roof. thats how you get REALLY high. this thread is fail.

isnt that the ametuer sketch of the Leprechaun in Alabama ?

bump that old bitch hittin the blunt