BANANERS

Nope, definitely gay

it means ass

when i was a kid i went into the woods to look for a midget with one leg that supposedly lived in the woods near my house but instead i just found a porn mag.

whoa dude, you are so fricken gAngSt3r... props. and i like how you admit it was your back yard. laugh out loud.

i heard he was going on a road tripp with his girl (and some sort of family or somethin idk.) he decided to take a long scenic route through the south to visit his black side of the family, and their car started to act up and whatnot in the middle of nowhere. day turned to night and long story short his ass taken hostage by hardcore hicks (because they found out he was a nigger lover) and I'm guessing he eventually got eaten by the crazy locals... (i have no idea how,) but the only person that survived was his adopted, twice removed, asian albino cousin... the hills have eyes type shit. i talked to him just before he left, haven't heard from him since... R.I.P :(

its a naughty jungle of love

fuck four lokos, nasty stuff.

false tpbm wears a silly band

get a shitload of silly bands. girls digg them. no joke. [ATTACH]145072.vB[/ATTACH]

no fear br0hh!

smoking a bowl while listening to music but looking at the computer and best of all drinking a smoothie

false. tpbm is stealing their internet

false. tpbm has read a twilight book

false but now maybe true, i just might hit up a taco truck later on tpbm is just waking up

tawk? haha W is no where near the L on the keyboard. you're cool.

false, still on my to do list tpbm is leaving the house within an hour

false but my neighboors wifi blows the person below likes horseraddish

true, if my homies girl doesnt shut the fuck up tpme has been in a hospital in the past week

false tpbm has a deformity

drinking a creme soda... haven't had one in years

depends on if i'm geesed up or sober tpbm sleep walks

very true tbpm has not seen the movie "hood rats"