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Sleeping Pills

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  1. dear bladder please control yourself, the legs are too lazy to walk to the bathroom love, the brain
  2. dear car, please fucking work tomorrow, i really want to go out. love doug
  3. why are you asking me a question? can't you see this is the question thread?
  4. things getting a little out of hand? that damn pole was being a bitch and you needed to show him what's up?
  5. hell yes, why wouldn't i? my only problem is a ride. my car is.. how do you say... inoperable. at the moment.
  6. yeah, i actually just thought i ate some bad burrito or something at first. let's cross our fingers?
  7. what's gross? the alien cocoon in my asshole breeding a new species of life plotting to take over the world?
  8. Re: Buff my stiffie with this pile of old poonuggets. Hard. No habla spanish
  9. shit, jack mccoy is in a sticky ass situation right now!! nooooes will there ever be justice?
  10. 55 dollars for shipping is this nigga out of his mind?!? why don't you try craigslist instead?
  11. of course! correction, where could i find it?!? fat slice??! blake's?!! behind aomeba??! near 510?!?
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