dear cops,
please lay the fuck off me and my friends you stupid shit fuckers. go fight some god damn crime and stop citing me with your bullshit.
love,
officer t.j. cocksuckerface
and dear residents of my city,
stop calling the cops on us you stupid fucking shit head faggot eaters, put some fucking headphones on or go do some grocery shopping you old cunt gobblers. i'm not sacrificing decent skate spots for your gay asses.
love,
the guy next door that has a gun pointed at your kid's head.