dear "danielle"
please stop calling my house and leaving me messages you weird bitch i have no clue as to who the fuck you are.
how did you even get my number you creep?
love
sleeping boner
yeah i almost got ran over by a car 9 separate times. that doesn't matter though right?
and what's all this talk of putting milk on your dicks? don't you guys know that's so 1998?