CHYEA!
yesterday while driving around looking for an after party, my friend sitting in shotgun put me in neutral without me knowing it, and when the light turned green i pressed gas and my engine super revved up, and a motorcylce cop was right in front of me. he turned around and pulled up right next to me and said "you trying to pull something funny boy??" and i said "no, this dick just put me in neutral without me knowing, i'm really sorry," and he sped off super pissed. i'm glad i didn't get a ticket.
isn't my friend a fucking deuchebag? i should have pushed him out into oncoming traffic.