Mercer

Story of my life.

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Oldie but goodie. Dogs > people who fuck around with dogs. 555twitter.com_1710104795114.mp4

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FAFO sequels are often better than the originals.

555twitter.com_1710089831211.mp4 Retirement community isn't tolerating any shenanigans.

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That's why I needed that pic to print out. Every time I'm smashing a slam hog that's over 300 lbs. going forward I'm taping that shot to the back of her head before the stirring macaroni, or clapping sounds commence.

Post of the year materiel right there. Got a feeling you'll be nominated for the oontzy award for best picture.

Can you post that shit man. I’ll make sure my printer has some ink.

Disagree, ridiculous yes. Fake. I really doubt it. I thought the same when until she sat down on the plane a couple pages back and that shit squished out in her spandex like jelly. She’s just a fat girl that has a good neck so her face looks good and an OK belly that might have been surgically tucked. I don’t think they could do something that soft that would hold its shape for the entire ass/thighs like that..

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This is where I was trying to take the Home Made Food Flex Off™ thread but these dudes beat me to it.

Damn, people be hating on extra white white girls these days. Thick thread propaganda working.

Still would put wood that wood tho.

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This is what's fucking the game up. A woman like that needs one of these loser dudes that don't got shit. Like they're perfect for that broke ass "photographer" or "artist" or musician that's not about the money. Instead, she wants a man with money for absolutely no valid reason. I make bank, and my wife makes almost nothing but we're happy. 11 years together this year. Why would I want to horde money? Meanwhile, just taking a wild guess but I bet tax return mama has absolutely nothing to offer a man with money. She's not going to support him in any way that makes his life, and paper chase any easier, like make sure the house is held down, fix sammiches, etc. I've dated women like this, usually the self made type, and they don't get it. They're attracted to hard working ambitious dudes, so they project that and always play up what kind of whip they drive, what kind of house they own, etc. when I don't need none of that. Bitch we want some home made food occasionally, minimal arguing, and some pussy. It's really that easy. Not a woman that's in a dick measuring contest on who's making more money.

This is so true, especially where I live in a deep blue city where people don't get married until their mid 30's, and we're heavy on the out of towner transplant population so generally more young people. At best, 1 out of 10 men here are absolutely subservient to their wives 1 out of 10 men are in healthier 50/50 or male dominated marriages. That leaves the vast majority of women in a position where they either have to settle for dudes with either no game, or losers that can' seem to get their shit together. What ends up happening is 1 out of 10 dudes is out here slaying the 8 out of 10 women and every one of my wife's single friends never stops complaining about it. It's literally a pussy free for all out here if you've got game and your shit together even somewhat and I've still got friends I haven't seen get laid in years. Dudes here are so into their hobbies and other dude centric mountain shit they literally don't know how to talk to women and they're terrified of them.

Obviously this is fake, but my wife is kind of like this. Should have been a detective but ACAB I guess. One time my friend bought a house out in the middle of nowhere Colorado Wyoming border and posted an image of it with just "closing on this tomorrow". She found it on Zillow reverse google image searching, and told me the price, the address, and all the details in like 2 minutes. It was disturbing how comfortable she was snooping. We both share locations, and sometimes I'll forget where I was a week ago, but not her. If I ever decided to cheat she'll know more about the side piece than I do by the time I get home. 555twitter.com_1709946721153.mp4

People do this shit all the time with work computers/servers. Sometimes they even bring their own mining rigs into work so the company foots the electric bill. I'd imagine you could earn far more than your salary doing it, but could you not get caught long enough to out earn the rest of your entire career which gets destroyed when you're eventually jammed up, probably not. TLDR: If you're going to do wrong, better do wrong right. Don't get caught.

As a follow up I highly warn against "staking" cryptocurrency within a crypto exchange. ETH can only be truly staked if you operate a validator and have 32 ETH to put up front. Staking on an exchange is always at a lower rate, and with much higher fees associated. Not worth it. Crypto exchanges will not only house your staked ETH (or any other asset) when they inevitably collapse, get hacked, etc. They will also report your earnings to the IRS and now you're going to need an accountant to go through and document when you bought said ETH, how much, and when it was staked, how much you've cashed out, etc. I've said this a million times in here, and I'll say it again. The entire point behind cryptocurrency is self custody. You memorize those 12 words in your nemonic, and they can't touch your riches, even if they had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches. The crypto you hold in self custody, and control yourself, no lawsuit, government, criminal court, or bank can ever confiscate it from you without them keys or your permission. More importantly exchanges are constantly going under, and although they project an image of stability and confidence. You never know when the next one will fail. Every cycle we go through it seems like the biggest player goes under and people who leave their money on them are left holding nothing but their own dick in their hands.