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Mercer

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  1. One day you'll be able to clone someone else's testicle, like an enemy's, and have it installed as a 3rd you can switch to when you're smashing child support prone females .
  2. After the 10% discount came up, I had visions of myself walking into the kitchen next time my wife has female guests, not saying a word, and making a 64oz thicc smoothie of this. Than ghosting while leaving the largest container they make of this out on the kitchen counter with a cringe cam inside running.
  3. You're disloyal for filling your dog's water bowl in the guest bathroom sink, instead of the kitchen, even though you know how the pipes work & they'd drink from the toilet next to it.
  4. I'd just upgrade to the massive loads enabling model, and still wear a condom to spice up my water balloon game.
  5. Imagine if the diabetus juice industry decided to sanction the U.S. for invading Iraq in 03, and just ramped up their exports to Russia. Those convoys would be out of gas in the McDrivethru before they even left Russia hoarding toilet paper and shit like Americans.
  6. Pooseidon, god of as kissing. I worked with a guy like that.
  7. Looking at that little dent, it looks like it served it's purpose.
  8. It's almost $150 to the airport now in an Uber for me. 30-45 minute drive usually. I think when the pandemic hit, people just didn't want to drive around with strangers in the whip and get sick. Gas prices are integral costs to almost every business, and this is the last thing we need as inflation really starts ramping up. Truth be told I will take advantage and scoop a used pickup if the price drops. Right now people expect almost new car prices for 100k + miles, and deletes I can't legally register without some creative paperwork.
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  10. U.C. Ivan, in Russia the rappers don't boot lick politicians, the shogun is scared of them. redditsave.com_famous_russian_rapper_oxxxymiron_has_announced-i4vnhd1j6sm81.mp4
  11. "I'd gladly pay thousands of extra dollars in gas this year myself, and support fucking over every innocent Russian civilian, just for a chance all that suffering makes Putin lose a few cents" - 80% of American boot liquors boot-licker.mp4
  12. I don't know if I necessarily agree with that, if a person said they just meant it as "uneducated" when dropping a hard R, I would never see that as anything other than even more disrespectful, thinking I'm dumb enough to believe that was what they meant by it. Regardless of what old man Mirrium Webster says. It's like saying saying you were just calling the male flight attendant a bundle of sticks, nobody on the plane will ever believe you, even if the male flight attendant is super flammable.
  13. I grew up in a different era, where down white dudes had the pass. I remember playing pool in the Tropical, on Elizabeth St. in Chinatown where Asians called each other niggas, not a single bad vibe, and all love in there. Truth be told half them Asian dudes would probably son you on breaking/rapping. Acceptable language changes though, they used to say colored people, now they say "people of color", but TBH I don't see the difference the language changes ever actually made. You can still be racist AF and not speak a single word on it IMO. That said, I'm not going to lie like the word has zero power over me, but I kinda wish it didn't. I'd like to think I wouldn't get emotional if someone used it around me out of disrespect, but that's probably not true. Don't get me wrong, it's not because of the word itself though, or if there's a hard R or not. I'm generally just learning disabled when it comes to avoiding conflict sometimes.
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