Mercer
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Been saying that for a minute. Keeping the political shit out of Channel Zero makes sense, but there's some gold hidden in the less popular subs people would like to see, or participate in if they knew, or it was on primetime here.
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Accidental Agorism:
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When I heard TSA agent I pictured some fat, nasty cunt that chews gum with her mouth open all day making the sound of toenails being cut, walking around with a superiority complex & far below average IQ. That said, an overall reduction of violence (non defensive) against any/everyone is the goal, even another piece of shit "Cop" being harmed is unacceptable, it's all no bueno. Imagine being cuffed in the back of the car watching these fucktards not even try to save you. Biggest problem with this entire thing is all the idiots involved are still probably all doing police work. On an unrelated note:
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True story. Wife just walked in and asked me if I wanted to eat a uterus, before I could say “I’ll try but my tongue isn’t long enough to…” she said she just got back from a pro choice bake sale and bought cookies.
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Who the fuck buys one for anything but the fire where you lose everything. Nobody needs their shit anyway. Now these biscuits on the other hand.
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One day your wife's black & working for the NAACP, then one day she's a hated white d-list celeb with an only fans page. If she's still married after that shit she must have them thicc sprouts.
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I feel like there should also be a toaster oven appreciation thread. Highly underrated.
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I do, but there's some things good classic about NYC, like the neighborhood bagels, and slice joints. There's other classic NYC shit that's not so good, like Typhoid Mary & hotdog vendors. Mustard & sauerkraut used to be the jam for years, had a couple of vendors I'd look out for, until I almost had to shit on a rooftop in Soho one day. I used to see them dudes rolling out of cart headquarters up on 48th or something, and they were almost clean as the central park horses. I'd only get halal or some of the trendy higher end hipster street food after about 10 years living there from bad experiences, or just seeing whats up. At home, if I'm going to make a dish dirty it's def a pan instead of a pot to get some burn on them, about triples how good they taste. Grilling is the best hands down. Char is as necessary as yellow mustard, none of that Dijon shit.
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Not gonna lie, I'd do a McDonalds diss track for a years worth of Beef'n Cheddar 2 for $2 Tuesdays. That sandwich looked garbage compared to street BBQ, or even a good Chinese place with real ribs.
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Weird how they were invented, even weirder is Abe Lincoln's glizzy marketing slogan. I have a feeling every HS in existence had at least one female that broke one off in there during the glazing process, or at least a rumor it happened.
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I liked the line "It really doesn't matter if you're black or white" back then because I was both b&w back then, after years of studying I pretend I'm 3/4 asian now.
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Reminds me of the worst restaurant meal I've ever had. Went to this spot in Niagara Falls on the U.S. side that was rated 5 stars on yelp when people still used that app. Turns out it was the local yokel watering hole and the owners got everyone to 5 star it for them. We ordered breakfast, and the bartender/chef/aka only person there looked at us like we were crazy when we ordered from their breakfast menu. Then proceeded to microwave eggs, bacon, and serve it with untoasted bread. The bacon was super thin, not entirely sure it was bacon, and it shattered like car windows when you chewed. The eggs were rubbery, but at least they tasted like an entire farm's collective fart concentrated in your mouth. Left my first bad Yelp review there.
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On the topic of crack smoke smell, had a boss way back in the day that his air conditioning smelled like crack smoke extra hardbody in his brand new truck. Thought it was weird, found out years later he was smoking crack and lost that job because of it. Anyway, my point is your microwave probably been trappin so hard it gave up it's day job slanging warm glizzy.
