crime stoppers

it won't be for long. casek made me moderator so i'll start posting some shit soon. the links were, im told, just to have some content. in a while it will grow, with everyones help. you fagets are all required to join and post shit too...whatever the fuck you want....sorta

http://www.reddit.com/r/picsofdeadpuppies http://www.reddit.com/r/spacedicks http://www.reddit.com/r/spaceclops http://www.reddit.com/r/beatingwomen http://www.reddit.com/r/eatingwomen http://www.reddit.com/r/popping http://www.reddit.com/r/BaguettesInButts --actually pretty funny. once i decided to see how deep the rabbit hole goes, once. reddit has some awesome shit, but it also has/had cp, bestiality, rape and other fucked up subreddits. http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan is fucking hilarious though. edit*; the top comment on this post shows how bad it can get

i'll second that shit. you're in capable hands with this fagget.

i was browsing reddit when this post came up, sticker relevant. http://imgur.com/r/funny/qvTMR

not sure if i mentioned this, but i got offered a short term bit of work experience at Augustiner Brauerei before Oktoberfest next month. in other news i am sipping on a Polish imperial grand porter and about to crack a Paulaner Urtyp Helle Weiss. assuming my german is correct, and it is, this should be a nice change to the normal.

borrowed a romanian hipster's computer to check the oontz while i wait for my girlfriend to arrive with her mums polish cooking and then going to her night shift at our hostel where i am owed a blowjob, should be a decent night.

being on the road for 12 moths has made it seriously hard to stay in contact with fam. thankfully my old man is coming to poland in a few weeks and my mum did a few weeks before that. pretty lucky. its a shame my granddad is too old to get out and about, one of the smartest people ive ever met and thankfully he learned how to email just to keep in touch with me--thats my version of events anyway. fuck it, ima send the old bastard an email. i got good news for him anyway. its also nice though, i know which friends reciprocate the number of fucks i give about them, its helps whittling the fuckers down to thew people that matter instead of those that pretend they do.

hahaha im living in Poland and this is one of their shittiest beers available, a 500ml bottle costs less than a dollar. good luck finding the good ones too, damn near impossible outside of Poland and sometimes even the towns they're brewed in.

stones new anniversary ale, IIPA with rye...wish i had access to this shit http://beeradvocate.com/community/threads/stone-16th-anniversary-to-be-double-ipa-with-rye.28612/

false, every day is a weekend for a backpacker. enjoy working fuckers. tpbm wishes they were a backpacker.

now that you mention it, im not sure. i just dont like the fact i may have blocked the cock momentarily. that girl did have amazing, fucking amazing tits. cheers.

after staying in hostels, particularly during Karneval, i have no problems shitting in fucking disgusting bathrooms. the only two things that get to me are the smell of some ones vomit or shit and my dick touching the seat. its also slightly easier when im going to take a shower afterwards, then i care even less about the flith im sitting on.

you have a seriously over-exaggerated series of events there friend. i do remember you fucking that british chick who was just done tickling your asshole and the blood stains on the bed because of her rags. and the asian dude who came over to inspect, shortly before you moved to the window-sill so you were moonlit for the other 7 people to see. i remember that.

probably makes too much sense to be in here.

true, my dream job is to one day pack 'fudge'. tpbm is massgraff...

, the aliens surprise butt...

dear OONTZ, i am going to go eat a burger and continue to about this thread. sincerely, crime.

about to go to my HOSTEL bed, you rich fuck/your oil company is spending way too much on a degenerate like you. got offered a work placement at a huge brewery in germany to learn the ropes. dude is a fucking brewmeister and can pull all sorts of strings for me. lucky me.

welcome, enjoy the negz. just got back from a grimy polish flea market where homeless dude are selling blatantly stolen shit form churches and houses they pilfered from. now im hanging out in the computer room of my hostel and waiting until my shift in the bar starts. should be a quite one.

haha i fucking love this thread. props KIR, putting us all to shame

trueish, i like the shadow effect better. tpbm has seen his cunt of a day turn into a day of excess drinking

false, i espouse pacifism unless its to defend others or myself tpbm is having a cunt of a day

listening to a shitload of necro, non phixion etc lately. who's your daddy, possibly the foulest song ive ever loved. murder your life

women problems. dealing with that shit is a fucking 9-5 by itself.

my buzz has worn off...handsome