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a penny saved is a penny earned don't eat cheese before breakfast bitches are like stiches, pull 'em out and they open up

Since the normal sexual intercourse is very painful for me and really do not like thick dildos, I figured out really strange way to have fun by myself. Having sex with flies. I am spending 10 months in Central Africa right now and a lot of flies around here. I will give them free to play with my titties and pussy. They can smell female pheromones (my friend explained to me) in my urine and especially tacky, creamy vaginal discharge makes them crazy, and very aggressive, so I spread my legs and just watch. I got the idea to all of this, when I saw the once they hit my dirty panties attack. Only seconds the flies ate all excreta pants. Here is a smaller brown sand-flies (more aggressive) and the big fat black finger head-sized house-flies (more patience to examine all the cavities). I really love the look at them when they are violently attacked my pussy one after another and finally there is a thick cloud of them. They are really fighting for the place to suck every drop of my juice and my eat my clit. Im not get just moist, I get wet and the flies are downright horrific greedy pussy secretions. They like to feed on the light gray sticky mucus which leaks out about me, they do not waste any. All is lost rapidly. Their favorite thing to do is crowd my pee hole and try to dig in. My pee-hole stretched a little because I'm stimulated by using a pen and now it's pays back. It makes them much easier to go deeper in... I got new tricks to use. Im pushing hollow hair-roll inside me and it keeps my hole open to the end to keep way open in. Believe it or not, it looks really scary but at the same time feels absurdly wonderful :) Ive never cuming so hard... I do not even know before this is what a real orgasm and I really love it helpless feeling when they greedily take over my sensitive place. :) I know it all sounds like a pervert, and that is what it is, but it put me to get orgasms over and over again. Imagine that sensation which never ends... it will continue until the explode your mind...the vibrator that you can not control. A perfect G-spot orgasm. KA-BOOM and the perfect explosion !! You can not even spell your name after that :D :D So I give them to do everything they ever come up with....and they do not really hesitate to do.... Some model said that none of girl does not do anything like that for themselves and that is so disgusting. In my opinion, in particular, it makes it so incredibly arousing. Twenty-one girls and few men around the world have told me privately that he had been very excited and curious about this idea. Fourteen girls said to have made, or intends to definitely try this. One of them was pregnant. Her bf to help them to go inside her... cool. (Story you send me was really really arousing. You did look still so skinny (pic of you in sixth month) and thanks for tips.) One girl told her and her boyfriend tried together, and having experienced some incredible orgasms. I can believe them. Hah. Two girls told let the flies tickle and eat their nipples and tits as them fingers themselves. Have fun sisters !! Our little nasty hobby has had a number of fans around the world; USA, Romania, Russia, Italy, Hungary, Philippines, Lithuania, Belgium, Spain, England, Egypt, Japan, Australia, Estonia and Colombia. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&& I have some other kinky tricks to share with you if youre interested. I would much appreciate so many new fearless girl friends to discuss the degree of a special way to enjoy sex :D :D http://profiles.myfreecams.com/ukuba skinny bitch is actually cute though...

just got back from a job interview for a bar job, smoked a joint outside the metro, walked 200m to my apartment and chilled the fuck out. goddamn i love Copenhagen.

i really, really do. people making up perceived social disadvantages to shield them from admitting they're simply awkward people will never get old for me. i love the irony in seeing white people yell at other white people for doing something non-white people would "apparently" be offended by.

theraincloudembodied asked: So why can't I enjoy having penetrative sex with someone that has a penis? If I want it and consent to it, then it's not rape. Hate to break it to you. Also, just because you don't like penetrative sex with someone that has a penis doesn't qualify all sex like that to be rape. _____________________________________________________________ its more like societal rape. You’ve been brainwashed into enjoying it

…getting an email notice from my front desk (home), while at work that i got flowers. and fb’ing that i got flowers and that unless the person id’s themselves that it’s not ok. and having to explain to my SISTER why i am annoyed and threatened by this “gift”. rape culture is being expected to accept any intrusion because i am just a woman and woman = asking for it/fucktoy/toy. at its core, the patriarchy does not view women as HUMAN. we are like cats or dogs at best to men. they don’t mind us being around (on a good day) but they will never ever see us as HUMAN.

+140, guess i'm pretty fucking privileged, white power!

My bull shit meters going off on this one. Assuming a rapist or other violent criminal is innocent until proven guilty, insinuates that the victim is guilty until proven innocent. Like math, in social justice both sides of the equation must balance. Our insistence that we treat potential criminals with fairness at the expense of potential victims is a patriarchally constructed lie. Women are the target of most heinous crimes, men are typically the offenders. We give credence and concede much of our human rights when we perpetuate these dangerous myths.

not really^ snifters are good for tastings, where they pour you a small amount and you want to get the most out of the whisky--then they're perfect as you effectively concentrate the aroma at the neck of the glass. past that though, if you poured a decent amount--or if you have a cask strength-ish whisky--then there's no benefit and in some cases you can overwhelm your nose and miss a lot of nuances. i did this with a 54% Ardbeg and i couldn't pick out most of the subtleties that i normally would. i'll take a nice rocks tumbler any day of the week. speaking of glass ware, this will be what IPA's will be poured into if this shit takes off. a new glass between DFH and Reidel i think;

that clitoris pic can be easily found in a lot of places, it isn't--as you so eloquently mentioned--from the "depths of the darknet." as for the sex thing, i don't think an eReader would be suitable to watch genkigenki because it's a fucking eReader. i'm not sure how posting a clit equates to sexual deviancy but you've run too far with the idea for me to bother pointing out the retardedness in most of this post. and finally; " glad to know my oontz fam has my back."--nsmbfan that was sent to me in a PM about two weeks ago by the capricious assclown that is now rather abrasively telling me to kill myself. talking about an "oontz fam" and then calling for a mod to ban me...what a fucking homosexual this dude turned out to be... now let me pull something out of my imgur--i think i have something tucked away for this type of situation. almost pulled out the 4-way fisting .gif, guess i need to be more careful around such sensitive women.

snappyoriginalname: I’m a Bisexual Trans CAFAB FTMTFTM (Pre Everything, LOL) panpolybiromantic genderfluid Pink-Asexual Domanatrix sparklespacefemme Womyn Panandscanrobocop, and self-diagnosed (webMD <3) autistic boi. I love my boobs and vagina! Fuck the gender binary. Men can have periods too!!!!!!!! Call me Xiaiaadyyyn (Pronounced Jayden, Thanks) preferred pronouns are 陰茎, 膣, and 馬. Figure out how to pronounce them and don’t expect me to educate you, you stupid cis fuck. I realized I was really Trans* after coming onto tumblr and seeing all you fine Trans**folk! Finally there was a name to my rare condition! All those days feeling like maybe I was just a boring upper middle class white girl who likes wearing big tshirts and reading slash fiction, but now I realize I am really a boy in a girl’s body!!!!! I don’t want to start T because ugh, body hair so gross lol. And I don’t need top surgery because I am 100% comfortable in my body! Yes you heard that right LOL! Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to have a penis. This is called dysphoria. Well I hope to make many like minded friends here! Bye! --------------------------------------------------------- creating entire blogs to mock and bully trans and genderqueer kids out of even questioning their identities and contributing to the destruction of the few relatively safe spaces they have is fucking vile and you should be ashamed p.s. you forgot to throw in a reference to otherkin

exactly, it was unpleasant, it even made me feel uncomfortable. and that's why i had to do it--how much shit do you see on the internet that actually causes a visceral reaction? in a way, i did this for all of you. as for where i found it, well--that's a horribly obvious secret.

just for the record, i posted a large clitoris--not gore. not that gore should even be a big deal in the nonsense thread, that's what i love about the tread--randomness, it keeps you guessing.

relevantttttttt.

nsmbfan; you're a dirty, dirty jew. i'm glad to be back, i must say that as one of the 20 posters on Ch.0 who contributes something other than walls of text--i totally understand a 24 hour ban for posting a picture of a clit-penis...naw i'm just kidding, that was fucking pointless. with 12oz in its death throes and old members dropping like flies, you'd assume that the userbase you had left was somehow important? and perhaps picking your battles better would help you win the war? i posted a grizzled, rubbery, veiny lookin' clit--fucking deal with it, it's the fucking NONSENSE THREAD, and that monstrosity was a perfect example of nonsense. faggots getting butt-hurt (looking square at you nsmbfan, you can tongue kiss my shit-hole) over what i posted are just that, faggots. in short, i contribute to this site, and i don't post gore or goatse shit--there aren't many of us left, stop disincentivising people from posting.

hahaha, that was the best possible outcome of me posting a clitoris --first post on a new page.

and lastly, a few flicks from Copenhagen. This is basically all I've done lately; get baked pick some music chill with this sheit chill out with other Couchsurfers

I didn't realise how long i've let this thread lapse for, it's about time i revive it finally. So, if you followed the rest of the thread, you'll know that i planned on moving to Denmark around this time of year. I'm couchsurfing in CPH right now and it's a fucking wild city. I've been partying for the last week and it's been wild. I have a bunch of flicks from Poland and a few from Denmark and I might as well use them. They aren't in any particular order because I'm high and I really can't be fucked sorting them chronologically.

Another one bites the dust.

pussy^

the Mikkeller bar, the real one, is about 5 minutes walk from the apartment that im couchsurfing at...fuck yes. Copenhagen son.