crime stoppers

*shrugging emoticon* i know, thats why i used the preclusive "i realise you're only the messenger' to singnify there is fuck all you can do about it. and that im cool with that i just wanted to point out people arent/werent exactly patient about the problems. forgive me, but i enjoy arguing when slightly drunk.

foetal alcohol syndrome is serious business. the look is pretty obvious, but the look on my face, that will be priceless.

patience...yes, people have been patient about all of the fuck ups--far extending just the login issues--for the last few months. they were so patient that they loudly told the admins about the problems, with evidence, and assumed that as a content driven website, someone might give a shit enough to fix it quickly. i realise you're only the messenger, but this site depends on the people, and for months tiny issues have been left unresolved. i will still be here after all is said and done, but i'd hardly consider what people have said a display of patience.

no shit, time flies when youre doing living. doing living...

and corporations, can't forget those and the illuminati, knights templar, stone masons and shit.

congratulations for gaining a cursory understanding of the post count-member status relationship. you will always be welcome here if you continue to post bewbs and such.

have i mentioned where im staying or are you just very perceptive? i got some more flicks. the dude who runs the pubcrawl in town is from the same part of the same city im from, small world. he offered me a job and let me and my friends go on a tram party for free. before i get to the flicks, i have a request. i enjoy changing the hostel computers desktop photos to weird shit, if anyone has some good flicks that would do the job post them here. NO FUCKING GENKI-GENKI OR OUTRAGEOUSLY DISGUSTING SHIT, i draw the line at the photo i have of 4 girls fisting eachother, classy. aight, tram partay some peoples from my fathers city in Denmark (CPH, realism knows whats up) watching a sport i typically fucking hate on the tram peoples, now for the quirkier photos less than two hours after the pub crawl started irish dudes that work on the pub crawl couldnt resist, wish i got a photo of a dude vomitting out of the slit in the window the piss breaks were interesting, a derelict tram stop near the bush for people to flood with piss all about the timing. hens night, complete with inflatable doll for felatio more irish workers spilled onto the street heading to a club called diva clubbing so thats all ive got for right now.

false, just ate a gargantuan burger and can barely move. tpbm is cool with violence towards women if the bitch tries to knee you in the balls twice in one night.

^riveting

http://naturalhealthtechnologies.com/images/colonic/image012.jpg why the fuck is this flick tagged as a "colonic?"

i do tend to think kings is the best. the rules werent so much different, although there were more 'make a rule' type situations, it was just just the game involved (when it was at its best) 2-3 bottles of cheap vodka and i got to pour the shots and mixers. this was also with pints of beer. the kings cup was pretty deadly and forcing shots on people that as travellers, neglected eating because its cheap, got them massively drunk. i thought it was a good thing that people could go on the pub crawl and not even need to drink for a couple of hours, they were saving money but some lightweights ruined it.

this post = retarded. i assume you were educated in the U.S system. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Bloc i be in Poland right now and that isnt even considered ''eastern europe' and my 2 cents on the internet thing. you old fucks were there 10 years ago, there is a tiny possibility--not a large one--that things have changed in the space of a decade.

i got some stuff for beer pong. not sure of the technicalities but i know the basics, ill start doing that when we get a break in the weather. realism; ive already clued on to the "no one can say drink, or swear" sort of rules, they're easy. questionmaster is the real shit. anyone who answers a question asked by that dude has to drink unless they say 'fuck you question master.' if youre sneaky enough theres a million ways to exploit it. and ive heard of drink jenga before, might have to give it a shot. anyone got some rules for it?

the reason i bumped this thread rather than starting a new one is i need the advice and imagination of degenerate drinkers. im getting a little over the boring drinking games that i have to get people into as part of my job. after a month of almost nightly playing drinking games before the pub crawl, im in need of new ideas. trying to get travellers drunk... kings cup, fuck the dealer, table soccer shots etc are getting old. anyone got some variations or new games? i changed kings cup so its like this 2-event managers choice (thats me) 3-free, drink someone elses drink 4-dare or drink 5-give someone your phone for a few minutes or skull your beer 6- 7- 8-mate 9- 10-never ever j-make a rule q-question master k-kings cup a-waterfall joker-draw a moustache on someone. i got in trouble for causing two people to pass out on the floor in the bathroom so i had to tone back the game. suggestions that are more social than paralytic-drunk-inducing would be good.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Drue_Down again. i see soup is still lurking this thread. poor little guy.

its not what it used to be but its still there. infuriatingly, i get called british far too much for my liking. listen to this shit. das efx in other news. mums flew into krakow to catch up with me as shes soon to leave london for the bleak shores of australia (riveting, i know). she brought over some top end american IPA's, some killer islay scotch and a big book of beer. in short, my mother is way better than yours. she also bought me clothes, as a backpacker new things are somewhat of a rarity for me, my boots and jeans have prolific holes in them yet i cant do shit about it. the weather recently swung into the mid to high 20's (80-90fahrenheit for you silly rednecks) so my current clothes arent a good option unless i enjoyed having my balls drip sweat all day long. i bought a pair of shorts for 4 PLN (1 dollar) and thongs for 20 PLN, pretty serious value. got a job working on a pub crawl run by a dude from the same part of the same city im from in AUS,small world. now, some flicks. the next flicks are taken from the 6th floor of the krakow music academy, its a well kept secret because only students are allowed in. but the same guy who showed me the hill overlooking town also took me here on the condition that i didnt say a word until we were sitting at a table up in the cafeteria. worth the subterfuge as its one of the best views in town and super accessible, i took my mum there yesterday. the man himself, this dude is basically my guide for cool shit to do in town, and he loves drinking so we always have something to do. im not sure what people expect of poland, but its usually wrong, i know this comment doesnt tie-in with the photo but fuck you. sewper-dewper view of the old castle and church, and really good food too. my camera has a panorama function which i recently discovered, hence the increase in my usage. and finally, the flamboyantly gay receptionist i work with, fantastic dude.

never, its stupidly good, unhealthy food and insanely cheap. whats to get sick of? its typical central european food with their own twist on it.

mums came to visit me in poland. she brought me a hopping frog Hop Dam, a Port Brewing Harvest IPA, some Islay scotch and a book on beer. my mum knows me very well. that is all.

not trying to step on REALISM's toes, but i have some hamburg graff'n'dance for you. fucking love OZ. cheers for the clarifying dts, douchebag...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to and89 again.

i have the exact same flick, although i thought dts was from cph? soten and peoples. fucking love berlin.

true, wouldnt wife full stop. tpbm is dcor8, who is post whoring the shit out of this thread.

is this a trick question?

me and my mates werent fans of venice, nice city and all but theres nothing to do except museums and overpriced food. going out isnt really feasible there, we only ever found one or two areas with a few bars. even the locals didnt have good recommendations as to where to go. cant wait to see more dude. might want to space out your posts though, its hard to view so many flicks at once, both for your eyes and computer. that was my initial problem when i dumped shitloads of photos.