zew42 has a huge collection of hats. a different hat for every occasion. his dog can beat you up, and he slaughters pigs, then has ebis42 cook them into porkchops, which he feeds to you after he has told you that your graffiti sucks, and that you also suck as a human.
wish i could have been in nashville for the party. i would have borrowed one of zew42's hats.