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ny state of mind was playing when i pulled in the driveway tpbm only has about 600 tracks on their phone/mp3 player/whatever and its all shit theyve heard countless times

what a great way to take a flat, flavorless subject and make it entertaining and even captivating to watch. lolz at the comic sans reference, nerdy but spot on http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007

false tpbm may have been too rough on the phone with their mom

false, no tats tpbm is boring

false tpbm was bouta go out, but now theyre gettin tired

false tpbm hung out with one of his favorite writers today, plus the dudes wife n kid

where did they paint that? eastside?

false RIP illuminati tpbm had to work today. really doh?

false, never have, not sure if i ever will tpbm is going to continue to take this trolls questions seriously

maaad false tpbm needs to help this niggabut he wont help hisself

^^hot lil tiwtch puttin niggas on blast

not currently. great question tpbm didnt mind this day off at all

farce tpbm shoveled white shit all day

false, shit would be a mess to get out tpbm is having a simultaneously awesome and fucked up day. weird

false my attitude is all fucked up and real shitty tpbm like to blow faces and pops caps ina illest niggaz ribcages jea

^^^ so true

maybe. why be greedy? i wanna share it with the thread tpbm attitude is all fucked up and real shitty

yeah no fuckin shit professor

not possible, tried it tpbm has jizzed in someones shampoo after a party. i actualyl did this, and didnt tell the motherfuckers for like a year. i passed out in this recliner sitting up with my shoes on, so it was time to fuck with me. they dumped a bunch of ketchup in my hair and then wrapped a bedspread around the recliner and then duct taped that. i actually woke up halfway thru them taping it up and passed right back out. woke up the next morning and managed to wriggle my way out and headed to the shower to wash the ketchup out. ran into them that summer and they were all " haha that was pretty good how we messed with you at the party huh?". i responded "yeahhh.. but i got you guys back". confused they asked "wha.. how do you mean?" "i mean i got you guys back. BIG time." they responded "well whatd you do?". i simply told them "dont worry about, but trust me. I got you back" they asked me over and over, month after month "dude this is driving us nuts, wtf did you do??" never gave them an answer, until one night, the following spring, while we were fuckin obliterated, they go "alright, this has gone on way too long, we cant TAKE the aggravation anymore!! wtf did you do to us?" and then i let em know. and they thought it was fuckin awesome.

doubtful tpbm has a gift certificate to a nice restaurant chain

false tpbm has made a hard rock smile

false, kevin bacon in tremors tpbm thinks the super bowl was boring

fi true tpbm might be getting sick :(

false, my deepest condolences tho, that sounds delicious tpbm is bouta hit nyc tonight, eat like a champ all weekend, capping it off with an official super bowl party too. we gets down baby.

false, they just need some money tpbm might hit ny this weekend