Rolf Harris

sometimes i bark at my postman... i don't have a dog.... it's just so the postman shits himself...

BAD BITCHES IN MY ROLLS... I SPANK 'EM WITH A PADDLE... I TAKE ' EM EVERYWHERE... (wait for it...) I'M JIMMY SAVILLE!!!

WHOLE LOTTA WHITE IN MY GUN ROOM... PUT MY DICK IN HER WOMB WOMB... BAD BITCH WANNA SNIFF SOME OF THAT WHITE SOON...

hae a shave... get a haircut... go to the cream cookies to put money on a horse... go to pub... eat something... go back to pub before seeing pals dj later on the night...

can someone please explain why there is not a beer in my hand right now?

GETTIN' ARAB MUNEY... ME AN' THE SAUDIS... 4 RING ON EACH HAND... NIGGA TWO AUDIS...

THAT PURP KUSH STAY FUELIN' ME!!! NEVA WENT TO SCHOOL NOW LOOK AT ME!!!! PARTIES ERR DAY... MICKEY D'S

RIDIN' DIRTY... THE LAMBO NEED A BATH... WHEN I DIE BURY ME INSIDE A TJ MAXX WHEN I DIE BURY ME INSIDE A TJ MAXX

am i fuck falling for this again...

BIG BOOTY HOE SHE GOTTA COLD HEART... I RHYME SOFT, FRANK OCEAN FARTS...

teeth like a row of condemned buildings...

nae danger! will you get them back? it's doon the beach in Carnoustie... not far from the golf course actually... i've posted more rolls in the day in pies thread if anyone's interested...

sat here and had a couple o pints seen the bubble man with the slipped wig again end...

mk4 this was the only painting i seen running... popstars... my lass being a cunny funt went to a big ootdoor flea market with open air karaoke and wee man made beaches. visited the wall moar...

ahright laddies and lassies... been too long since i posted in here, so here's some film snaps from a wee week i had with the missus in Berlin... i've got plenty more on the poin an shoot but they dinna seem to want to work whatever i do. sony centre... a park russian memorial another park some mare park hoose boats checkpoint charlie e30 once i took the photo o' this old tram, an old boy came runnin oot the building behind it shouting at me in german not to take any more photos... it had a a wee sign in the windee saying "no graffiti please" so i'm presuming it gets painted from time to time. mk1 a doag moar...

dear imchristeeeezy... congratulations!!! she's a bonny wee thing! dear jobs... can i get one of you please. the one i have now is terrible... like really utter shite... dear old shed... no need to be such a bitch aboot everything... Rofl

here's a couple from my first few rolls of film with the AE-1 i'll maybe post some more later...

nah still no workin' you're all gonna have to do with oot

i've tried for the last fuckin' oor to rotate photos and post them but it's just no fuckin' workin'...

dear smdubbdubb... all the best for you and your daughter... dear 35mm rolls of film... please turn out fantastic, i have only just realized that the lens is faulty... and when i thought it's been wide open, it probably hasn't i cant go back to Berlin to re-take them all, so if by some kinda miracle you could all just be sexy after development, i'd be pretty pleased aboot that like ken? dear ooontz oh hello... Rolf Haggis

so swerve a mk3 with 53,000 on the clock and then look for a mk2 with 140,000 on the clock for the same price? or am i better with a mk1? i really want something wee and german, most of all reliable over anything. something tells me i'm pissin' in the wind though

Are VW engines really made of chocolate? i've been looking at Mk3 golfs and vento/jetta's recently... but some o' the comments on here are making me think twice aboot getting one... saying that my parents had a Mk2 years back an they had no complaints at all with it...

ha! what a fuckin' belter! seems a bit too advanced to be motherwell to be honest...

dear buddy... i know you're upset that fat bitch dumped you... but there's plenty more whales in the sea... Rolf p.s. stop trying so hard, you embarrass yourself and us... we all think you're ahright... you don't need to keep seeking approval...

Dear El Vergudo... you have impeccable taste... dear dear thread... why hello there... Rolf