Dear Christmas,
We've never really been on the same page and that's OK, but if we're really going to see each other every year until one of us dies, I think we should work towards some compromise.
Perhaps if people would genuinely mean it when they say don't get me anything, to avoid the awkwardness of them being upset when I don't get them anything, would be a nice start.
I have more but let's start soft.
Is there anything I can do for you, Christmas? Let me know.
Cheers,
TheP