theprotester

True. It will be 16 hours by the end, beer waits for no man. TPBM wants to sell their car, but just can't bring themselves to do it.

Inserting a footlong fudge bullet into my soft-shelled tuna taco got me spattering fallopian fish stock faster than snot off a whip. My clunge pool was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. There was love mayonnaise oozing from his vein cane and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. With my swollen budgie's tongue now much like a hippo's yawn, he thought it was time to start plunging my poop chute. Is now the time to tell him I really need to arc a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? Within no time, I could feel the shitty baby gravy sliming from my brown mile and all over my bald man in a boat.

This I could live with; Whatever you go for, I think you'll be happy with. They really punch above their weight.

Also, that'd be considered illegal in my books. Can't walk around bally'd up - why would this be any different?

Customer service is pretty well known as being shit house. From memory there was a fuss about strap quality/replacements a while ago. I don't think I could live with anything but steel finish. The tiger eye looks fuckin' strange to me, I only like it on classic faces.

True. Loosens up the wallets. TPBM has used a mortar and pestle at least twice this year.

Haha, that massive Aper is fuckin' nuts, but it's just too funny that it's on a gay pride store.

True and false. Well played. I'm house sitting and they have one. Fuck knows where the charger is though. TPBM is angry when people take a photograph of them.

False. TPBM has been meaning to clean out their car for weeks now.

Let us know how the work goes.

False. I feel bad for you son. TPBM has aspirations of opening their own business.

True. Gourmet to my doorway. TPBM has two yellow shirts.

Not a member on reddit, so you can call me third hand.

False.. I think? I have no idea what a curved toe is. False. I have dial up internet and haven't smoked in 6 years. TPBM listens to music on full boar every morning

True, I'm a terrible hurdler. TPBM is just about out of petrol(gas).

True as the day is long. Everyone knows me. TPBM has sweet alloys on their car.