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theprotester

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  1. No shit! So instead of just smoking out of the pipe, you can fuck around for ten minutes, melt some pens, and just engage in general crack head behaviour? The saviour is here.
  2. False. Three metres was never hard. TPBM will be using a chainsaw today.
  3. True. Tropical might be a stretch though. TPBM hasn't been on a holiday in two years.
  4. @CS: I must be reading that chart wrong, because I don't know fucking anywhere you can get a pint for $3.70 - we're also the second most expensive even with that figure. I think it's full of fuckin' shit.
  5. True. Sixteen parcels to send. TPBM thinks vitamin tablets are a fine substitute for real food.
  6. False. TPBM doesn't have the foggiest clue of what robies is.
  7. I'm not up on this thread, but I just wanted to say I vote for JAKS - every entry is dope though.
  8. Hahahaha. Where the fuck do you blokes find this shit? Propped out, but my lord. Fire.
  9. False. I'd do it pro bono. TPBM is headed to a concert they've been itching to hit for a while now.
  10. FALSE. TPBM loves the cake, but needs a chef to show them how to bake.
  11. False. TPBM has a sketch on their desk that they just kept adding to, and now it looks bizzaaayyyyy
  12. True. TPBM always carries a drink bottle.
  13. Men don't shave. True. TPBM just realised they need a shave.
  14. True. As. Fuck. TPBM just saw a homie from back in the day.
  15. True. Just yacked my guts up and my eyes watered. TPBM probably shouldn't have drunk so much last night, but can still type like a pro.
  16. False. TPBM thinks this is the ugliest Cayenne on the planet;
  17. False. TPBM can see their car from where they're sitting.
  18. False. Your brains will make a debut on the table when I raise the stakes. TPBM just got a quote that seems astronomical.
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