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theprotester

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  1. You didn't know this was me? TPBM has swum with sharks and stingrays before.
  2. She was a real 10 though. True. TPBM has smashed a certified ten before.
  3. Could've sworn it was white... TPBM has driven a car worth more than $100K
  4. True. But I'm sure they're in the mail. TPBM cares more about Thanksgiving than Christmas.
  5. "Fuck I hate you" theprotester
  6. If someone can clear that up, we'll be a lot better off.
  7. I want to know what's happening to the left of them... (right of shot)... people seem to be distracted!
  8. If he says 'dangerous' one more time, I'm off it.
  9. Where the hell are you? It's only 4:30pm! My mates are coming 'round to try the Dunkel on tap before they head up to the city. Mate said this was OK;
  10. How I managed to spell it wrong, then spell it right. I don't know. It's fuckin' hot here, ok. Keep it moving.
  11. Prove it. TPBM could not possibly eat another thing.
  12. Nice stash! I got a book with a bunch of old school pop out coasters (I'm into old coasters/cans/bottles) so I'm stoked. Not my picture, no idea why the cat is in it.
  13. It's fuckin' possible! True enough for me. TPBM met one the countries most prolific mob bosses yesterday, and they're coming back to see you soon.
  14. True. TPBM has had a major injury where they'd wished they had health insurance.
  15. To care less would require caring in the first place...? So... false. TPBM has a real Christmas tree.
  16. A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT FROM A CUSTOMER THAT THINKS $60 WILL CHANGE MY FUCKING LIFE. GET. FUCKED. Crayfish next!
  17. True. US 14. Depends on the brand these days though. Sucks because some brands don't fit me at all. TPBM wears watches with dead batteries. Time has no place on their wrist, but bling belongs.
  18. Where else do you keep your tapes? True. TPBM lives in a country where fanny means vagina.
  19. Fuck you. True. TPBM doesn't remember the last time they FELT drunk.
  20. My sixteens move the crowd, from the gun to the mouth
  21. The mind boggles at the cool names you could give to a Horseradish Vodka....
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