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True. You can start by spelling it Aussie. TPBM has parents from two different nationalities.

False. I charge for samples. TPBM is tired of critics who clearly know nothing about it.

Took the good with the bad. TPBM finds is hard to separate work life and home life.

Trick question I guess. I was in bed by around 9pm NYE. TPBM is going to remember to turn their phone off before going to bed.

2013

False. TPBM is living in 2013.

Haha. Fair enough.

We call them full stops. Effort level is relative to yours.

Had to stroke the 12 this morning. True. TPBM will defend their family and home at any cost.

Fuckin' security alarms going off at 3am. Fucking nonsense. FUCKING NONSENSICAL.

False. TPBM is a breakfast person.

False. Have not seen. TPBM is a movie buff.

I have been on TV a few times. Not in a 'talent quest' capacity though. TPBM has rooted someone famous. ///Also; Just because I'm sad you don't know what a ute is. Australian invention, you can take the pigs to market on Thursday, and then ride to Church on Sunday. Utility = Ute.

So false I don't even know where to start. TPBM drives a ute.

True. But I'm never going to rest on laurels. TPBM remembers a time when you had to get flicks developed at the chemist if you wanted a photo of your work.

True. Actually thinking about seeing someone about it. Weird. TPBM wears glasses.

True. TPBM doesn't regret a thing, just knows it made them who they are today.

True. Though the crimes that caused it have already been committed. TPBM still reads a newspaper every day, or at least a couple of times a week.

True. But it will be hot, it's already 70F and it's not even 5:30am. TPBM can juggle.

Walked past that a while back. Still can't seem to clip enough green off idiots though. TPBM drinks Fanta.

That is very nice. //Whoever goes next use CUZE - I just wanted to say that's nice work.

FALSE. TPBM hates daylight saving, because of telemarketers.

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Wanted? I'm the boss, mate. Delete the fireplace and call it true. TPBM has axed themselves while choppin' wood.