False. I pay no attention to a New Yorker claiming to be Aussie.
FUCK!
False. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.
TPBM started drinking at the age of thirteen, just like Mel Gibson.
Assuming we're talking about this;
...False. I have one on my property for when I'm too far from the homestead or office when I need to take a crap.
TPBM has never crapped in a public toilet.