Southern Smite

No one is hating, they're just stating the obvious. Oh, and way to yoink Ocults phrase. You don't know anything about bloodsex, slime.

Almost every one of you on the past two pages is acting like a fatherless teenager. No one cares about what you do in Virginia except you people. Get over it.

I know exactly where this is, and if this fool would have ran 2 blocks(not even) he would have been on a main street where there is always cops and other people especially around bar time. I don't care if a gang of eleven year old girls is running towards me on a dead street, I'm swayze. People are crazy.

How is this man proud to be from Berkeley? Berkeley is the softest place in the bay. I hate berkeley.

It's times like these when you question whether or not certain people actually exist in this world. When you realize that yes, they actually exist and what they say isn't a joke, you begin to reevaluate all of humanity. This. Is. Bad.

Who is this woman? At first I was disappointed I didn't know who this was, but then I realized I don't keep up with babes on the internet. I like to look at girls that are that cute in real life, preferably in my bed while I count stacks. I would date this woman if her intelligence matched her fashion sense. She is very forward yet refined. Revealing in some ways while still retaining class. I saw a girl who looked just like this girl except with dark hair who worked at a high end designer store(Not anywhere near where you fucks shop at) the other day. I should probably go back there and give her some sex. Thanks for listening.

Truly disturbing. This is so perverse and undignified it makes me want to wash my face with a pore cleansing masque and put on eye nourishing cream.

I don't watch TV and I hate even knowing what those products are. I am against those things because those items are for children and teenagers, not men. Especially sophisticated ones. You seem to have gone so far astray you find buying a well made straight razor "consumerist." I am talking about buying one essential item that is so well made there is no need to buy another one for many many years. I'm sure you go to a chain store and buy your name brand razors quite often. Now who is the consumerist?(See what I did there, hobo?) Unless you are one of those bearded gay bear or homeless types. It seems to me that you are so consumerist in your ways that you plug brands all the while denouncing these acts. Why say these names? It was completely unnecessary yet these things are ingrained in your consumerist driven brain. Your mind has been infiltrated by the corporate consumers so much so that you have no idea that you are a consumer. It will be very difficult to make you into a man of sophistication, but if I keep making posts and you keep listening you may stand a chance.

Since this page is overly homosexual and silly, I feel the need to rectify it. So, children...I will tell you all how to be a man. A man with a sophisticated air about him that will cause women to wonder "Who is this man? How does one get near him? I probably need to look well put together and buy him something nice and give him a blow job in his nice car" Anyhow...shaving. It's what every man needs to do. It's not for children, however in these faggy futuristic times men have reverted back to child-like tendencies. Using vibrating dildos with five blades and cushions to soften the blows. Fuuuck that. I'm talking about using straight razors. Nice ones. This act is relaxing yet dangerous. Shaving with something that could slice your neck or the neck of a toy or lady you don't really care for is very sophisticated and daring at the same time. Women will be enthralled by this. So do yourself a favor and take one step closer to becoming a real man. First you must get a job and make enough income to afford such a simple luxury. A nice straight razor can be upwards of $300. I suggest the classic french company Thiers Issard. One of the best in the world. Don't be a pussy.

I'm sorry, but if a girl(or woman) is willing to bow down to a man just because he is a man, than she is more than likely not very intelligent. That just seems to be the case. Do I be fucking with dumb girls? The answer is no. I'd take an intelligent girl that holds her own any day over a dumb girl who thinks making me some fuck ass sandwich is what she needs to be doing. Or cleaning up my mess. I clean up my own shit because i'm an adult. That's what ADULTS do. I want us both out there getting stacks. Double stacks, dog. Get on the god's level. Me and my girl will be smelling like money while you fools smell like a some dirty change and shitty sandwiches and bleach.

If that Hunt had a few more colors and connections and was in a less urban environment I would feel a lot more comfortable about it. It's okay I guess.

Stephen, you understood that? It makes no sense! Something died, there was a lot of shit and you could strangle said shit, then you have to put on shit stompers because shit is coming out of an eyeball. People paint and people don't know. Good point? I'm going to go paint.

A vast grouping of words strewn together does not always form a sentence nor rational thought. What you just said sounds like an overheard conversation from two or more acid freaks that was jotted down by a pothead.

I'm gonna need more than a kleenex to wipe the crap that you burn into my computer screen. Zing zap owww! You just like posting pictures because it's the only time people pay attention to you and your friends graffiti, huh? I mean after all every one wants attention for their sprays, and no one is giving it to you on a wall that is literally seen by not more than a handful of people. Sucka duckin

When you think about Virginia graffiti as a whole right now, those pictures just make sense. That seems to be the extent of what is going on right now. I don't really know though. Maybe some one did a fill in and that's probably really cool. They will probably post it the day after though cause they are king. Or maybe someone tagged a pole in the middle of nowhere in the suburbs. In reality there are only a handful of people in Virginia that don't suck. Mostly Cool dudes. And yes, I am saying that all of you painting that legal wall suck. You don't exist though, so I can't even see you

I like how you're making all of these assumptions about me when you do not know me at all. It's pretty creepy. I mean...i'm creepy, but you're fucking creeeeeepy. Half of your posts are about me! You are so angry at me. It's like when are into a girl and she won't touch you cause you're a creepy square who is a toy and doesn't paint graffiti, but you love her so you get mad because she denies you.(and then there is me who she's fucking cause I'm not a toy and I use nice champagne for mouthwash) So...I am sorry i'm a terrible bitch, I really am. I'm sorry I ruined your week. I would post pictures, but I don't have any chill walls or freight trains or tags on things in the middle of nowhere. Again I apologize. I'm going to go put on my pajama pants now and drink some chamomile tea with local raw grade a wild blackberry honey. No homo.

Oh, twenty similar pieces on the same chill wall over the span of a few years and some poles. That's cool. The only good pictures now seem to be old ones(and by old I don't mean 2005) and ones from out of state. And MC shit. I don't think this point can be argued, but if you think otherwise I'd be glad to hear it.

Chill walls and alleys Who are you internet man Kings doing their thing Richmond Virginia Who are you what do you want King of Shit Mountain

It's kind of funny that this seems to be an issue, funny and pathetic. I mean has this person really even painted anything? He doesn't even exist. Some of you are crossing him out on some chill wall when really you have no authority to do so. You probably don't really exist either. It's some chill wall anyway, so that shit is automatically dumb. Then this guy comes on here writing poems about his feelings to people who don't matter. This website is a real rainbow in the dark. Good luck to all the kings out there doing their things.

You're also forgetting about Red from NY, who has style and paints an actual city.

I think pictures should be posted that aren't in VA, because most of the stuff in VA sucks. I also don't think anyone should complain about pictures from out of state if it's done by a virginia based or born writer, because virginia sucks for street graffiti. Face it bros, this state blows

And bath robes are still fucking gay. Never that.

I've recently started wearing pajama pants. Something I have hated for my entire adult life, but you know what? Those things are fucking nice. Not that pussy ass shit with batman logos on them, just a nice fabric for a man with a hectic schedule trying to relax in the evening. Or day time, because I can do whatever the hell I want. Although you can NEVER go outside with them, that is the tackiest things you could do. Any one with class would not be caught dead wearing evening wear outside of the home. I'm just talking about sitting back with a bottle of Veuve Rose getting my dick sucked and the bitch smelling money through the pockets of my nice evening pants. I'm talking about some splendiferous styles that would make toys heads spin like my tongue spins around your girls butthole. Ya smell me

I bet if this was a dude y'all wouldn't take the time to do this. Why would sunglass hut need a blogger anyway? What's there to blog about? "Hey i'm a babe and I like sunglasses. Today it was sunny so I wore some while tanning my hot bod."

If you're worried about getting clipped on a chill wall and you ain't dead or in jail for a very long time then you're just...goofy? If you actually painted anything than you would not care, but I guess you've really got to protect that one piece on that one wall since it was the best thing to come into the world of chill walls in the last 40 years.