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    Northwest Superthread II(without crappy flicks)

    in Brick Slayers

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    CB4-1993

    Comedian Chris Rock stars in this scattershot satire of rap music in the vein of This Is Spinal Tap. This film within a film begins with A. White (Chris Elliot) screening a rough cut of a documentary he has made of the notorious CB4 rap group -- consisting of group leader Albert, also know as MC Gusto (Chris Rock); Otis, also known as Stab Master Arson (Deezer D); and Euripides, also know as Dead Mike (Allen Payne). White charts the course of CB4's success, their superstar status a result of the fact that they are the only gangsta rap group who are, in fact, actual gangsters, coming direct from rap sheets to rap music. They are considered so bad that they even give rapper Ice-T pause: "I thought I was hardcore. But these guys are serious! What am I supposed to do now?" Unfortunately, at the height of their fame, their gangster pose is revealed to be a sham. Albert, Otis, and Euripides turn out to be a bunch of middle-class blacks striking a gangsta facade to look cool. But now they are in trouble. The real Gusto (Charlie Murphy), a neighborhood thug who went to prison on a drug bust, has broken out of jail and is coming for CB4

    Northwest Superthread II(without crappy flicks)

    in Brick Slayers

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    I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe

    I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat

    I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat!

    When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya betta dig a moat

    cause I'm comin to slit... ya motherfuckin throat!

    Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin

    Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin

    Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike

    Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like

    Like to eat it, like to suck it

    Take a shit... in a bucket;

     

    Comin straight out of Locash,

    a crazy motherfucker named Dead Mike

    So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike

    off a cliff, I'm drivin you over

    Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover

    Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark

    I'm the nigga waitin for you in the dark

    Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you

    A bullet in ya head is how I greet you

    A villain with a hat, and it's like that

    I tied yo' moms to a motherfuckin train track

    Flat on her back, I gave her some crack

    It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT?

    At my house wipin her ass

    She had to poo... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH

     

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