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Better take your own advice. If you really think i jumped down your throat, i just want to be clear that it wasn't my intention. People are so fucking sensitive.

"The group is called "Buffalo's Finest Vandals" and they have spray-painted their way to ignominy by defacing property throughout the city. However, this time, their actions have been caught on surveillance camera, and Buffalo Police Detectives have some pretty good evidence to assist them in finding the two vandals responsible. The company is offering a cash reward for anyone with information on those responsible. If know who they are, please call Buffalo Police at 851-4521. " I wouldn't lose any sleep over them this time Mnyama. Read between the lines. The cops say they have pretty good evidence, yet they still beg for help. I mean, if the evidence was any good at all, the article would be about the arrested grafitti kids, rather than their work.

Nice job on that color dude, but i need to see it on a wall before i can climax. A little tease like that doesn't do it for me anymore, i'm on to the hardcore shit now. I do want to see more though, so you're definitely on to something.

Amen! See, it doesn't matter what your parent's think and it never will. Who fucking cares that your parents think your friends were involved? Not me, and not the cops. There's this funny thing called evidence, and if you hit them up with a full confession like a man, and they can't prove that your friends were involved, then you magically turn from a twat with legal issues to a halfway decent friend. You'll probably still have legal issues though. You should be sweating the cops more than your parents anyway retard. Say thank you to us, and practice your sorry face for the courtroom. Sign off and practice. Seriously.

Man up! I'm going to echo that whole quit until you're older thing. Trust me, it's easier on everyone. As for your friends, repeat after me: "I'm sorry. It was my idea, i didn't think it was such a big deal to write on walls. I'm very sorry. They were only with me so i could show them what i could do, they didn't even touch any spraypaint. I'm am so sorry." In the meantime, tell your buddies that you're going to take care of everything and that they better get the fuck rid of everything they own, grafitti related, if it's going to work. Time to take it on the chin. It's not fair, but it's your fault your friends are fucked. Practice saying "i'm so sorry," as much as you can. Maybe that'll earn you more compassion. Plus, it's even possible that the plan i outlined for you isn't even going to work. It's the only thing i could think of that would keep you from getting shived by your "friends." Good luck. You're dead.

Gross. I'm calling Chris Hansen. He's got a few questions for you. Back on topic, i actually had a dream last night where i mixed the exact same paint color as that Kuma handstyle used. I remember being totally elated in the dream and hitting everything i could on my way home. Then i woke up, and now i'm at work. Reality is not as great as my dream, for the record.

Thanks Google, i knew i could count on you. Hell no BOGO is no nonsense! It is legit! Currency relief makes my world go 'round, and BOBO os one of the best. Plus, it's hysterical. Imagine being named BOGO? Every schoolyard chum would be making fun of that, you would be ruined when even Dick Fagin was ridiculing your name, and that's low. I have a friend with a very similar name that stomped on this kid's face when he made fun of his last name. We were 10 or so. Fuck. I don't hang out with him as much anymore, i'm cutting the crazy out of my diet. On topic; [ATTACH]49404.vB[/ATTACH] Talk about "ink," envy. Maaaaaan, i love that color. The things i would do to that color if it was a lady! When i figure it out you can bet i'll be all over the place in neon, lazer blue! Stay classy Kuma.

Now we just need to talk them into a little bit of BOGO and we'll really be cooking with fire! *applause* Thank you, thank you! I'd like to start by thanking my mother, for if it wasn't for her getting all up and slutty on my dad, i wouldn't be making brilliantly hysterical insights. Thanks to asdf_va! Inc. for setting me up to make such an AWESOME joke, and most importantly; KRink, Oink and we can't forget DED - because he will never let us. For, as long as there is a thread open on this forum, you can bet he will subtly drop a hint that he's still in business. In closing, i like discounts, so let's work on getting me stuff for cheap. Thank you and goodnight!

Mm, what a way to fuck with Oliver, betcha that sent him straight into the bottle, hitting that hard since 1960. Speedy be hitting the smack, not sugar smacks either, the smackity smack with the spoon and the neeeeeedle. Arsenal gots problems. Oh, and the simplest way to make an Inc. is to incorporate two companies together under one name. "asdf_va! Inc," for example.

Do what Van Gogh did and pile all your work on top of each other in your attic and keep on keeping on. Pound some skunky absinthe, paint the monsters back into their lockbox, fly around your house a few times to keep in shape, funk a little with Clinton and by the time you remember the stuff in your attic, it'll probably be dry. Then you die and money comes gushing in for your relations. Retrospectives and legacies kid.

That's funny. You're funny. I assume, since you're too faint of heart to contribute, that you've signed on to this forum to look at the photos from the "graffiti community." See, i'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here. I'm choosing to believe that you realize that not only is your statement rude, ignorant and presumptuous; but it also makes you look foolish and afraid. I assume that you know that, if there is one thing that the rebellious criminals of the graffiti community loathe, it's a coward - especially a gutless, disrespectful coward. That having been said, i have to wonder why you are so drawn to the pictures of individuals that "do these crimes in an attempt to be rebellious and make up for artistic ability that isn't there," it seems silly to me to waste your time looking at art that you consider sub-par. I wonder why you don't just spend time in the "places they're (graffiti community) asked or allowed to tag," since you've said that that's where the artistic ability lies? Perhaps one day you can bring your canvases and everyone will see how talented YOU are! They'll ask you to paint with them, and someone will take a picture of you all working hard together on a mural and you can add it to your scrapbook to look back on one day when reminiscing about your "rebel day." My gut instinct is that i fucking hate you. If you can't muster up enough courage to put a marker on a wall and scrawl your name, than i have nothing but contempt for you. You're pathetic and a fucking asshole to come to a graffiti community website and insult people, some of whom are my closest friends. We don't come to your canvas painting forum and call you out for being a twat, or point out that you will most likely be a nobody painting in his apartment for nobody to ever see but you. To answer your question, don't get caught and your fine will come to $0.00. What's the fine on your soul for knowing that you are a scared infant inside? I'll leave you with some advice; You are not living if you spend your life cowering. Some of the greatest rewards in life come from taking risks.

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I'm a little surprised that they didn't bust you for trying to run. It sounds like you were really lucky to only get busted for a pair of misdemeanors. As i understand it, you may have actually waived your rights by running - essentially admitting your guilt. Maybe that's why they didn't charge you for trying to split. Give it a shot i guess, if you're using a court appointed lawyer they probably won't be too keen on helping you out, they usually just go through the motions, you should ask around and see if you can get a lawyer who would be inclined to help your punk ass out. I don't know, it sounds a whole lot like this is going to court, and i'll bet that if it would have mattered to have read you your rights, that they wouldn't have forgotten them. Good luck.

Genome, you're providing an excellent service for everyone by maintaining this thread. It's got oodles of valuable info for the toy, I meannnnn, NEW kids, around here. It’s also really useful for other facets of life, not just getting busted for vandalism. Thanks a lot for taking the time to write it up, it’s probably under appreciated by most of the fuckers around here, but it’s appreciated by me at least. As far as getting away from the police: Watching Cops you really feel like you can out-sprint any of them easy, often the chase ends with the fat ass officer gasping for air. Maybe you can outrun that guy, or even his partner, but what about the other few squad cars they have parked around the corner just waiting for your ignorant self to run into their trap? Cops arrest people - that's their job. They even have to make a certain amount of arrests a month, depending on which unit they work for. They're pretty good at talking you into admitting guilt enough to put cuffs on you, but they're usually VERY good at actually physically catching you if you try to run. "A friend of mine," was being questioned by the police - "he," managed to talk his way out of it - and when "he," started walking home (in the most paranoid roundabout way possible) there were 2 squad cars parked around the corner! Assuming it was the same in the other direction, that's a total of 5 squad cars, and potentially 10 officers. 10 officers for one dude! Now i'm not saying that's the norm, or even that it's impossible for you to get away. All i'm saying is that it's the police's job to make that as tough as they possibly can for you to escape, and they can make it really, really tough.

http://www.liquitex.com/techniques/airbrushing_thinning.cfm There is no way to make Liquitex stain at all really. My advice to you is to forget that shit, Liquitex seems to only make acrylic paint, and that's no good for vandalism - a wet rag will buff that. I don't know what's so hard about racking a tiny can of aluminum rusto, some thinner and bombing with that. Nice punctuation usage by the way, no periods, commas or apostrophes; you only used an ellipsis, and you used that completely wrong.

Don't be an asshole and call people stupid when you can't even use basic punctuation. That's just hella stupid.

5 - Don't make a thread for this when there's already a "beginner's graffiti bible," thread? ...especially when this very topic has been discussed in said thread? ...especially when your post starts off with "everyone knows them but..." ...especially when you misspell "rules," as "lrules."

Good, i was wondering which pen to buy to use for bathroom throwies. Now i can get up all over Barnes and Nobles' everywhere! Except that's gay. Next time your commenting on pens for our further "education," keep the following in mind; 1) When you edit a post, definitely consider editing for spelling and grammar. a. Use punctuation, and use it correctly 2) "Transparent," isn't a desirable quality for ink. 3) Most people will write your post off and skip reading it, because you're a toy.

Don't carry your paint in anything you're not ready to throw away without looking back. I recommend a grocery/shopping bag. Or your pockets if it's only a can or two.

You know, it's ignorant over-simplifications like this that really piss me off. How can you be so stupid as to drop a formulae like that? While only looking at half the picture, You made several points without actually backing any of them up. For instance; Alright, fine let's play around with a dictionary then, so here's the definition of "ink," that i found; American Heritage Dictionary - ink (ĭngk) n. A pigmented liquid or paste used especially for writing or printing. For the sake of argument i've narrowed that down to a definition that applies to our purposes. Wait, what about the definition for "paint?" Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) paint [peynt] noun 1. a substance composed of solid coloring matter suspended in a liquid medium and applied as a protective or decorative coating to various surfaces, or to canvas or other materials in producing a work of art. Now, straight from the wikipedia article; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paint_thinner A paint thinner is a solvent used to thin oil-based paints, or as a cleaning agent. So, correct me if i'm wrong but you're saying that a substance composed of solid coloring matter suspended in a liquid medium COMBINED WITH a solvent used to thin oil-based substances composed of solid coloring matter suspended in a liquid medium, or as a cleaning agent creates a pigmented liquid or paste used especially for writing or printing? That almost makes sense. Except, as (oink)3 pointed out; We've also looked at a total of 3 definitions now. If this magical combination turns paint to ink then why haven't they mentioned it in any of the definitions? Maybe you're wrong? Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) wrong [rawng, rong] adjective 2. deviating from truth or fact; erroneous: a wrong answer. Yeah dude, you're wrong. Besides, KRInk is straight-up magic, not ink. The end.

Half your message makes absolutely no sense, none whatsoever. What the fuck kind of paint were you using in your mop? Watercolors? Try this; Mix 2 parts oil paint to 1 part thinner, toss a marble or ball bearing into your dauber or mop and fill 'er up with your home brew. That should be good to go. You're welcome, i'm "glade," to help. P.S. For the record, if you assholes took the time to read the VERY FIRST PAGE of this thread you would have known that, and that goes for you too, you lazy bum. P.P.S. Don't give your paint away stupid, keep it and experiment with it yourself. Even if you have to use a tiny little brush to apply it, at least you're doing something. Which is way more than all the people that sit around and just talk about doing it.

Hahaha! There it is! Irony really is dead! There's a spell check you know, right in the upper right hand corner of the window.

Buff monster needs to do a few sit-ups every morning.

Ooh, sorry. I didn't realize i was dealing with such a tough dude. I didn't know you were so good with Caps Lock, i'm really sorry i didn't take you more seriously. Can you ever forgive me? You twat? I'll have you know that my advice, however harsh, is the best motherfucking advise you'll ever get. Stop asking questions and get out there and try it! I do it both ways. When my paint has less thinner mixed in, i'll take out the "little penis thing," (fag) because the thickness of the paint is enough to control the flow. Don't take my word for it though you big-talking asshole. Get out there and get up. The worse thing that happens is that you waste a mop you dripping cunt. Use the spell check in the future "mann." From my experience, dot 3 doesn't do anything anyway, so i doubt 4 or 5 will help. Give it a shot though, remember only use a drip or two in your mop or pen, any more will fuck with the opacity of your ink and it'll come out streaky. Oops. I've got to go and change my diaper, but let me know if that works for you.

Hi, on behalf of all of 12oz i'd like to say; Welcome, thanks for stopping by, now die you lazy asshole. Get ahold of 2 and try it yourself. FUCK. I hate it when people know the answer to their questions but are too slothful to just TRY IT. Copy and paste that same question into google and watch your answer magically appear. What a douche-bag.