so i got a middle seat on a cheap ass flight to go visit some booty down in tampa at her school. Fat ass greasy motherfucker on one side skinny jeans fagboy on the other. the two hit it off as best friends as soon as i sit down. this obviously makes for a horrible flight. The gay dude was on his way to florida to start working on a new design for a mermaid tail and a mermaid convention. And the other guy supposedly owned some crazy restaraunt in vegas and was a food critic. The two start getting more and more flirty and eventually exchange numbers. This whole time im stuck in the middle wishing i snuck a gun past tsa to blow my brains out. Fucking mermaid loving chefs and shit all up in my business, fuckouttahear