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public617

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  1. shits are mad expensive i saw these the other day and wanted to grab one but i may as well be homeless. Let me know how they work, and when the coupons come out.
  2. my girls been acting sketchy, got my feminine ass all nervous and shit. Jealousy is a female trait. Move on son. That is all.
  3. watering down shampoo stealing toilet paper/paper towels from public bathrooms never having any quarters in my change collection crockpot smoking mids because im not a faggot
  4. the internet isnt as cool as the streets but this thread is really sucking the dick lately.
  5. http://pixelrgb.com/MOVIES/594graffheads/
  6. thanks but im talking about when that shit was like up in the tower didnt owl hit it?
  7. yo anyone got any flicks of the milk bottle outside the childrens museum
  8. first of all thats some dorm room pussy, hence the hobbit bed and prison walls. Secondly there is a pretty easy fingering technique. Curl the two middle fingers hit the roof of the pussy an inch or two in and push down on her pubic bone with her other hand. Shits gonna start to sound dumb wet in a minute and theyll try to close their legs if theyre not used to it. Just keep on pushing for a few more seconds and bam, you got a nice little puddle to work with. She doesnt have to squirt everytime she cums, its just a nice trick to break out everyonce in a while.
  9. if you cant get your girl to squirt youre not doing it right. [/img]
  10. rise of the footsoldier was pretty good for a netflix movie on my xbox. crazy ass fight scenes.
  11. i like butthole all the time dude stop being such a pussy
  12. strung her up like a dude named jamal down south. No punching i did slap her around a bit though. Wearing her dads cologne wouldve been a good touch. On the daddy issues note, my ex girl once called me dad during sex. Not daddy just dad.
  13. chill internet wankstas. now where does one go about getting this bondage tape? PS ill be thinking of you guys while I vic the ham wallet.
  14. I have corrupted this innocent young 18 year old girl so badly. Pulled her card, next weekend i put my package in her ups truck, shes slowly been getting more and more excited about choking on my dick, and im about to go cop a blind fold and some zip ties be back later fellas.
  15. well the should i fart on my girl thread inspired me to make this one. Im pretty confident in my loins. shes enjoys herself everynight, and we have used like shitty fake handcuffs before. But shes tryna get strung up like a fucking kite or something. If you guys are cool ill take pics you can fap to.
  16. I'm pretty good at jellying my dick in her brown eye, but the other day she told me she wants me to tie her up next time. Any of you sick fucks into this kinda shit? Do i need to learn like knot tying or any other cub scout skills? Im afraid to start watchin bondage porn because regular porn has already skewed my brain enough. So I figured I'd ask the channel zero lurkers. And ill show you guys some tits.
  17. Re: should i fart on my new girlfriend? If you are a real boss you fart in front of them before you date. like lift a leg off the couch and tear lion ass. When you finally bed her down and wife her up shes so used to the farts, if you're not peeing in her butt and farting down her throat you must be gay.
  18. jameson and gingerale is bomb. Jameson shots, or a couple of fingers in a glass of ice is always nice. Irish whiskey for life.
  19. Re: Constipated as hell, chugging black people like a mad man. drink a few blacks and then let their boys beat the shit out of you
  20. Re: Name my new dog If you like drugs you could always name it Kilo
  21. Re: Name my new dog Syndrome, so when she jumps up on people you can yell down syndrome. Or De Oh Jee like DOG. I had a dog named dog. swag Or professor chaos
  22. am i a savage brute for murdering a mouse with fireworks and a knife
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