"hey, honey where are you going"
"Oh I'm going to beat some kids ass"
"why?"
"because about 12 years ago I was in some graff crew called MFL and we crushed concord and maintained for like five solid years. then we fell off got girls pregnant, a mean criddy addiction, had to get a nine to fiver,you know baby, youre part of this story too."
"oh yea i remember"
"yea well recently a few of us were pushing thirty years old and still dont have much to show for it so we started paintin a little bit. Well this 14 year old kid went over some of my shit in a canal in concord. mad disrespect yo. he has no idea that i am AN OG. I mean when I was bombing he was like 3 or 4 years old. He should know better that little bitch. So Im going to get my old homie I used to roll with and we are going to hunt these little fucks down and shoot them and/or jump and/or sodomize them. If stickin my dick in there sweet young ass wont show them that they should respect some old timer that they never even heard of then i dont what kind of punk i am going to look like on myspace.."
"well baby that sounds a little childish dont you think?"
"Look bitch if you want me to keep being the bread winner thenthis is the way it is. Anyways theis is the only way i can cling to last ounce of self respect and dignity i have for myself,[starts weeping profusely] "baby this all i have, you, the children, this job, it all means nuthing. waawawawawawaaawawwa"[snifles,snifels]
"baby you havent painted in years though,isnt there some kind of rules to follow when you paint like actually painting?"
"NO, I technically havent painted in eleven years but ive been drawing throwups in my blackbook lately(check myspace wallpaper y0) 2008 is my year to mount a comeback and this is the way i am going to start it,, yeeeeeeee"
[starts reciting mac dre lyrics as he closes door]
