eatso

Fuck all of texas except for san antonio! Our cost of living is cheap as fuck, we have the best fucking food and all the assholes live in dallas, austin, and houston respectivly. much love to HD&DTS and What's austin? Habits? what the fucks up with corpus anyway?

fuckin...

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...I dont wanna go to wooooork...stupid cops stole our fuckin paint last night, sorry puke, maybe next time. So who's got the scanner and walkie talkies??

Hey where the fuck is jews? Hey jews, Remember when you showed up in dullass and we picked you up and went and spent terresa's money on beer at the mexican joint? That shit was funny. smell ya later...

where the fuck are all these fuckn pwalls everybodys doing? every time I go ask somebody about a pwall they get all pissed and start throwing shit a me and screaming about some shit and i'm hungry and my landlords trying to shoot my cat, so what I'm saying is that I need a pair of shoelaces, dig?