See, the thing about beards is that in the summer time it's too hot out to have one that's long and in the winter it doesn't really that's right keep reading this post and forgetting to post after Lew Blum in the last person to reply thread. Go about your day as you normally would, talking with strangers about beards and hipsters and beard lengths, all the while allowing the last person to reply thread to slip further and further back into your subconscious. The more you talk about beards, the further it goes, until you've finally forgotten completely to the barber I usually go to but he was on vacation. Man, I sure do like beards. What's your opinion?