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downsouthjnkin

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    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

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    Re: Dear ________, - no homo

     

    Dear Pittsburgh,

     

    What the Fuck.... how can it be 89 degrees at night in a city that spends 8 monthes out of the year under snow

     

     

    Sincerely,

    downsouthjnkin

    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

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    dear Drunk Girl At the bar,

     

    Thank you for being so drunk and lonley that you took your top off and asked my friends and i if you had nice boobs.... and then proceeded to make out with one of your sorority sisters.

     

    Sincerely

    My Boner

    Dear ________,

    in Channel Zero

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    Dear People at the Club I Dj At,

     

    STOP REQUESTING SOULJA BOY CRANK DAT....JESUS CHRIST IS TWICE A NIGHT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO HEAR THAT DAMN SONG....... ITS NOT EVEN THAT GOOD..... FUCK YOU YOU DRUNK COLLEGE STUDENTS........

     

    Love,

    Dj Mad Mike

     

     

    p.s i really needed to get that off my chest thank god for this thread

    Superglue

    in Channel Zero

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    today i superglued, a bumper sticker that was falling off my car..... my speaker cover in my car, a public toilet seat, and then i grabbed the glue instead of the lube and glued my hand to my dick...... and now im typing with one hand

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