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Just got up from my cubicle to come to the bathroom to puke...it's 4pm Hangovers and office jobs...fuck ya And of course gotta oontz while I'm in here

Was chillin in the t dot and I thought my buddy at work was fucking with my chair...then people were yelling and shit and I'm like....really?

Best day of work...ever

Razor blade is truth

Super smash

Jokes. Try get them

They must be from england, cause that Ginger bitch is ugly

Couple may 2-4 pickerels Pike caught from the boat house a few weeks back

Thank you Based God.

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear. –Jack Handey

Everyone here been sleeping. I always find the episodes about real murderers way more interesting. Sometimes the robbery gone wrong episodes get repetitive when lil queezy and fruity loop attempt to rob lil scratchy for his loot and they end up pulling heaters and someone gets blasted then lil queezy snitches on fruity loop for being the trigger man. They both get charged for the murder and it's over. Anyone see the episodes where the dude murdered his ex they brought him in for questioning and didn't think anything of it but then it turns out the cell phone records showed that he was actually at her house when it went down and they realized that he actually did it? There's also an amazing episode where they straight up pulled a guy out of a mental institution when they realized he had murdered his dad and stole his money and the guy says "all I know is darkness and sadness" that kinda stuff is wild seeing the dudes that are straight up loony and go over the edge. Funniest gangster on the show ever was the white guy that had KAL (krazy ass Latinos) in terrible graffiti tatted on his head and lived with his mom.

I only came in this thread because the original posters user name is awesome.

Dating pics actually made me lol The old lady/man with batman is teH 3pic

My girl on a long weekend at the lake Grocery store parking lot Big smoke My whip Trollin with my old man Same day fruits of labour Fishing with dad again Front street Canadiana Mont tremblant Seized bolts Shred life Busiest stretch of highway in Canada at rush hour deserted due to a highway shutdown right behind us Jays Pickerel Craziest lighting at the train station Bonk

Well done b's We all knew van would choke eventually. Besides the next canadian team to win the cup is gonna be the leafs

As much as it pains me to say it...I still think Vancouver will scrape the win out...2-1 in overtime Boston fans nothing to be ashamed of in los

This thread has instantly become epic. I think dude made the best point here when he said that boston can at least lose this series with dignity. Who am I kidding, fuck Vancouver anyways, I've been chearing vancouver the whole playoffs, but after watching last nights game I was slap in the face with reality. Vancouver fucking blows and the whole team is filled with pansies and pretty boys. We all know that the real winner of the next Stanley cup team in Canada will be your very own Toronto Maple Leafs Did anyone here see Timmy Thomas' post game interview where he was asked what it feels like to be pulled after 8 minutes? Epic. **props to anyone who finds the clip**

Lady is a necrophilliac