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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law I'm from northern Manitoba...natives there make Calgary dudes look soft. Mix up shoe Polish with water and sip it back

Biggie smalls big pun heavy d fat Joe must be shaking in his boots.

I hate you

First over all of y'all!

Why must it be so warm

Re: $%37984gt52973498ty Can you please explain the rules

Leafs are the real deal

Ive been shredding Ride EX's for the last two seasons I'm a big fan. I just purchased my deck for this year 154 green machine fk

Velicity Von....she is trashy thick and absolutely down to take a pounding. I would pay to have a go at her

That bish needs toxic waste treatment like throw her in a barrel then bury it in an abandoned mine shaft 1000ft underground in the desert. Than put up warning signs in every language warning people to stay away type shit.

It could be worse....she could actually be Mexican #racist

Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Thank you frate thank you for making my life just that much funnier

Leafs

-Turn on airplane mode on your iphone before going underground on a subway or anywhere you know you will lose signal, not only will it save you battery life, but once you are in an area where signal can be attained, it will come back instantly when you turn airplane mode off. I learnt this one after I experienced a few times where my iPhone wouldn't regain signal for a few hours after getting off the subway. -When buying anything off a shelf, grab from the back, newer merchandise is always stocked from back to front, especially at grocery stores. -never buy seafood that's on special at a restaurant, the only reason they put it on special is to get rid of it before it's spoiled.

Best line in the series, There is gonna be 2 hits, me hitting you, and kid rocks abitawaba playing in the background

Went to design school for a 3 year advanced diploma, graduated with honors, and then went Into the field. Worked for a year and realized that getting paid 12 bucks an hour to design info graphics for internet servers blew. Now I got a job working in accounts management in the waste industry making 30% more... Get a certificate from college, it will help you get your fundamentals and your book nice...then if your committed go for it...but if you actually want to be am artist, don't waste your time

Mass WTF happened, you are doing it so Wrong now Props for smash though

Deepthroat her till I fuck up her vocal cords

Fucking hockey players are cursed lately... If Reimer plays anything like he did last season the leafs will be in the post season. Watch out for the Blackhawks this year. Can't wait to see the jets this year Also can't wait for mens league to start back up, my team was revamped over the summer and we picked up a few good players to replace some shitty ones, hopefully we actually win something this season considering my overall record between my summer and winter league is literally 1-28-3

Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law Thank you Franked God

^well played sir