Akrisone

True Tpbm was rushed this morning because he was running late for work

False tpbm has been swimming in one of the great lakes

I can't even see it but Smash all recess

Big neg on the obvious smash

We are embarrassed, that's the fucking point! Every single newspaper's front page i saw the day after it happened looked like we had a nuclear bomb dropped on us... Trust me it's still being talked about 2 days later We do not settle for anything but gold, we failed and are not happy about it

Yo that fat hoe has an ugly face...im all for chunky love but if the bitches face is ugly no dice...

False although it was true a couple years ago Tpbm has killed an animal that weighs more than 10lbs

False I never have new years resolutions cause i know I'll break it Tpbm has free fallen from a height greater than 12 feet

All you fools complaining about not eating? As far as I remember when I had my tonsillectomy I was so ripped on codiene all the time I never got hungry.

I just found out they are gonna take out all 4 of mine. 2 they will pull but 2 they have to cut out...this sounds very familiar to having tonsils out, which I did last year...tonnes of drugs playstation and liquid diet for the win

Glad to see I'm not the only one that thought of this immediately when I saw the thread title.

If you wanna go cheap but still stay in the village go to the condos la choutte. Book a room for 2 and just have all your buddies crash on the floor. You get a kitchen to make food too that way your not paying 40 dollars for every meal. They say it's not in the main village, but we were actually closer to the lifts than we have ever been at the other hotels...infact the run that they have that goes right through the village was only about 10meters from our door. Last run of the day we would go to the peak, chill out for 20 minutes until everyone got off the mountain and then run top all the way down through the village to our door. You can also stay off the resort, but it's way easier to just get wasted in thr village and stumble home wake up and hop on the gondola in 2 minutes

All Americans in general should be embarrassed by the that canadian fans outnumbered Americans 10-1 on home soil, we'd take buffalo as our own Canadian city if it wasnt such a shit hole. Go Canada go!

Just got back from tremblant on Saturday...wake up crack a beer, ride till noon. Come in eat lunch, more beers, take a nap, wake up, shred till dark.... Fuck I need to win the lottery and keep that lifestyle

^^^^

Shoulda performed the thorbortion, hide a hammer under the bed, once you finish smash her pelvis with a hammer

^pooped, I mean propped

The chick in the fishnet has a fucking ridiculous body, soft but not flabby, thick in all of the right places...I'd wife it

3 days till I'm shredding tremblant!

Massgraff is comedian of the year, his posts in the smash or trash thread have kept me laughing for months. How did the "have you ever found porn in the woods" thread not get mention in here. I think it's the only thread ive ever seen on any internet forums that has caused the discovery of a dying phenomenon.

This bitch actually reminds me a lot of my ex for some reason, her body is nearly exactly the same, she had short bleach blonde hair, and her face was a bit better than this broad...but due the similarities this is a 100% smash as I have smashed a similar hoe many many times

Me being a virgin? That's idiotic, cause if AKRIS got the aids, every cutie in the city got it.

Joined a team this year but we fucking suck, were 1-14. It's my first year back playing since I was 12 years old and I'm second in scoring....were bloody terrible but it doesn't matter, you can beat going out and playing puck. I've taken some time at Christmas off this year so I'm going up to my cottage next week, game plan is to shovel off a massive rink out on the lake and play hockey all day every day. P.s. Colton Orr Last night anyone?