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It's cool babe. I'm just gonna stick the head in. You all know how Utah and Ether GRAF out in Hong Kong. Well this is how they DANCE!!!

seeking - thanks man. i'm planning on popping my hooker cherry out there in the red light district and getting a "stewed screwed and tattooed" souvenir. loika seems like a great choice for that.

i been sleeping on this show but i'm dling nao. i always thought h jon benjamin was hilarious since Home Movies came out. peep that show if you haven't seen it. early series by the guy who did Metalocalypse.

Xmas day: get to sf airport by noon - fly to berlin - mob around europe living out of my backpack til mid feb tonight: drinking newcastle out the kegerator and last minute packing

On Christmas day Im heading to Europe for seven weeks or so. My basic itinerary is : Berlin, Prague, Krakow, Budapest, Amsterdam, Venice, Barcelona and Madrid. Any advice on things to see/places to avoid would be appreciated. Also, any oontzers in Europe who wanna get drunk with a stranger from California give me a shout.

My homie has a couple accounts. Both pretty dope. Hip hop beats: Glitch and shit: Check him out. Rapper guys buy some beats.

I finally got a few appointments set up for my trip to Europe. Jan 31 with Rudy Fritsch. Feb 5 with Javier Rodriguez. Feb 13 with Deno. Any recommendations on good spots/places to avoid for walk-ins in Prague and /or Amsterdam would be appreciated.

I"M A WHITEBOY I"M WASTED NIGGA WHITEBOY WASTED

i got a text from an ex of mine the other day. we dated six or seven years ago, but when we're both single at the same time, we fuck every once in a while. we hooked up last fall when i was in her town and honestly, she'd really let herself go. i piped her down, because that's what we do and, i mean, i'd already rented the room before i picked her up so, might as well. she tried hitting me up a few times afterwards but i just never bothered to hit her back. she texted me last week saying she's doing good etc. and she's pregnant. due dates in about three weeks. i've been doing the math, but i have no idea exactly when it was we hooked up. i'm like 80 percent sure it should have been a month too early for the kid to be mine. i haven't just flat out asked her yet because my life will be pretty fucked if she says "i think it,s yours." /fingerscrossed edit* OP don't celebrate til she gets rid of that. and fuck the haters, this was a fun little thread.

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^^ this kid chomping hard on Stare FTL HCM

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my roomate's dog Otis. he's easily over 100 pounds but he's sweet and pretty much a pussy. my dog Mila. my friends found her starving in the desert a few months ago so i took her in. she kicks Otis' ass all day. She's about to get him nap time

yeah this can work and you don't need to spend 70 bucks or whatever on a trippy stick. my boy came by last week with one of these that he had converted the cartridges to use oil. i'm not sure what he did to hack the ccartridges, but it worked really well. u can get that xhale 02 starter kit at 711 for less than 20 bucks. also i'm gonna try quitting smoking again next month. just ordered a new starter kit and cartridges. should be here in a couple days.

after misplacing that for a couple years i finally found it last fall. i got a little frame for it and gave it to my dad for christmas. (meant to post this months ago, but login problems and stuff made it a pain in the ass.) bonus: a couple signed framed prints from my dad's collection

here's a handful of movies i've seen recently. all are highly recommended. hesher: goon: stifler as a hockey brawler. bonus: jay baruchel as his super wigger sidekick. god bless america: bobcat goldthwait always does entertaining stuff. check out "Shakes the Clown" too. super: kinda like kick ass starring dwight from the office the skin i live in: if you don't mind subtitles and are in the mood for a good, creepy mind fuck watch this!!

wow this post made me remember some craziness i hadn't thought of in years. we were going to watch this at my friends house, it just came out on video and they rented it from the store. my two boys whose house it was, their parents, me, and one or two other kids were all chillin in the living room, popcorn and all. somebody presses play on the vcr and all of a sudden the screen is filled with a dick pounding away at some vag. homies parents forgot they'd been banging on the couch watching the prons earlier or something. seriously creepy. especially if u could see what these people looked like. picture dale gribble and a human version of miss piggy and you'll be close.

leisure suit larry ftw! my little brothers having a kid in a few weaks. i'll definitely be the shady uncle. when i turned 11 my uncle steve took me for a ride in the santa cruz mountains on his street bike, took me to see terminator 2, and we went to the warehouse and he bought me a naughty by nature tape. all of this was stuff my mom either disapproved of or flat out forbid. uncle steve rocks. /earlyninetiesstory

Re: Beastie Boys' Adam Yauch Has Cancer, Tour And Album Postponed rest in peace. i got license to ill on record for my 6th birthday along with some other gems (run dmc raising hell, fat boys crushin.) this was probably the catalyst for a decades long love of hip hop that was a major force in my life. sad day.

i'm going to be out in europe for 2-3 months right after new years. i want to get a few tattoos while i'm travelling. i want to start sending out some emails asap to set some stuff up. if anyone wants to help me out with some suggestions of good artists, i'd really appreciate it. i mostly wear traditional tattoos, but i have a few ideas for japanese and black and grey as well. i'm planning to hit up xam in london and fritsch in italy. who else is awesome?

that video is hilarious. three douchebags get popped for a two foot tall hollow that may be just about the ugliest attempt at a throwy i've ever seen. they obviously haven't been writing for more than a month and now that they caught a case i'm sure they'll hop right back out the game. toys. bonus lols: at 1:29 a clearly visible "fuck you."

tried to post that tase but the image isn't showing up. here's a link to flickr.

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