Ohhhhh lmao, fuck. I love the conservative soccer mom with ironic morals meme.
Where I live, they are a dime a dozen, and very well kept. They love Chardonnay, once the second bottle pops the pants come off easy.
Ol' husband don't even have to be away on buisiness or nothin'. Just make sure he's passed out in the east wing and away from the gun safe.