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There are a lot of us that never stopped. ^_^ Yeah, seriously though. Flail-arm is good. I like to take credit for teaching him that... unfortunately the little fucker is beyond me nowadays.

I'm in my backyard doing the outside dance.

My lil' cuzo learning to boost at Mira Loma park in Reno - this wall is a lot gnarlier in person. Despite the flail-arm this lil man has mad style. Fool skates like Glifberg. I proud.

The clit!

I say go for it!

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sickly asian dude sitting on the other side of the BART train tonight, I knew you were going to be trouble from the moment those doors slid open at Montgomery station. Last train of the night - you, slumped over by yourself at the far end, facing me. What in the fuck was wrong with you? Coughing for like 30 godamn minutes and never once covering your cocksucker of a mouth. You repulsive son of a bitch. Seriously nigga, you looked like you had some type of Tebolaidscholiosis virus and you was just straight content with blowing it all through the fucking car. I kinda wish that nigga next to me would have raised up on you like he was saying at Fruitvale. You foul motherfucker talkin' about going to the airport when the BART cops came on and started questioning you. Spreadin' swine flu all across the land ass nigga. You ain't getting on no plane. We all cheered when they kicked your ass off the train at Castro Valley. Get well soon, T

DMENT KEPT KIL.

This, my friend, is Schrodinger's cat. It's basically a thought experiment, a paradox if you will. It is often used to help explain the bizzareness of quantum mechanics.

Boxers are great dogs. Love the way they look and carry themselves. Illstate - Jhon Gacy had the best advice you could really give. My dog is lazy as fuck and seems pretty content sleeping 17 hours a day. I think pits have that naturally. Sounds like you'd probably regret giving him up.

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! This is my nigga Samson. He's a Boxer/Pitbull - dark brindle little bitch. He's afraid of bags blowing down the street, wind in general, horses, fireworks, water, 'the claw', my boy Zac, photography diffusers, his own tail, and nintendo WII controllers. Amongst other things. Fool is hella fast though, listens a bit more than half the time, and lives a pretty baller life for a dog. Got 'em at the pound and I've had him for about four years now. He's posted on the couch bogarting all the fucking space right now.

Katchafire is ill. I have two copies of the original Sgt Peppers, in mint condition with all of the original packaged inlays. I looked into selling one of them, but found that it's not even worth much money. Matter of fact, I just came up on a grip of records - some from the 20's, 30's and 40's. Big band, orchestra some rare 'story time' 78's. Sinatra, Benny Goodman and crew. FDR and JFK presidential speeches... a lot of classic shit. And None of it is worth much of anything even though it is all in good condition. Unless I'm looking them up wrong. Got any reliable sources for pricing records?

"Confucius and you are both dreams, and I who say you are dreams am a dream myself. This is a paradox. Tomorrow a wise man may explain it; that tomorrow will not be for ten thousand generations." - Chuang Tse: II "Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours." - Richard Bach "I think, therefore I am." - Descartes "I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong." - Bertrand Russell "Insanity in individuals is oftentimes rare, but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs, it is the rule." - Frederick Nietzsche "Just look at us - everything is backwards;everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroys information and religions destroy spirituality." - Michael Ellner "Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)" - Walt Whitman

"- I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" "- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.” “- Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” "- So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads. " "- The storm starts when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping, the storm starts stopping." "- Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try!" "- Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you." "- It's a troublesome world. All the people who're in it are troubled with troubles almost every minute. You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot, for the places and people you're lucky you're not.” -Dr. Seuss (the true father of hip hop on pop)

Nahh bud. You couldn't see light unless you got down and looked under the door. Shit was like mid-dinner rush and I had to dip out on a full bar to piss really quick. I probably had like 10 Mojito's on hold as well. Mojito's are the fucking worst. Tip # 458 - Never order Mojito's at a crowded bar. I will make them super weak and scorn you for life.

^ It was. He forgot to lock the door.

I used to bartend at Cattlemen's Steakhouse. For a while every time I'd go in the employee bathroom there was piles of starch or baking soda, maybe even flower all over the floor. Like somebody went in there and just dumped a box of it. I was curious to find out what the fucking deal was with this powder all over the place - but never got to the bottom of it. Until one day I go to use the pisser. I open the door and see Omar, our fat-assed appetizer chef, one leg up on a chair with his pants down. He had a box of flour in his hands and had just slapped a handfull of it onto his balls. I closed the bathroom door and tried to forget that day ever happened. Godamnit. I clowned his fat ass for a good while after that. He said it kept him from getting rashes when his chubby thighs would rub together, running around the kitchen all night. Every day life tip and trick #457 : If you're going to powder your inner thighs and balls in the employee bathroom at work, lock the fucking door.

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD It's some rare parrot species that dude was filming. I believe there were 19 of them left in the wild. The bird took a liking to the photographers hair, climbed up on top and started getting his rocks off. The dude just sits there and laughs until the bird is done. Parrots are awesome. Cat/blender/strobe - looks like somebody wanted to keep teh kittiez off of the counter so they rigged that little contraption up and viola. Luls.