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Tavaruawon

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  1. Right on Suplex. Covered most of the bases.
  2. I'm finna get my 1000th post right fucking now. It only took me a bit over three years at about .83 posts per day. Big up oontz! Now that thats been handled it is time for me to watch Kimbo get fucked up by Houston. And a keg of kind beer awaits me at a friends house. PEACE!
  3. False in a big way. TPBM has severe halitosis.
  4. I was down in San Diego recently and I slid through the stone brewery. I was really impressed with everything they have going on there. I picked up a few bottles of the 9/9/09 Vertical Epic... great stuff! Sippin on this right now and watching MMA.
  5. Hey guy - why don't you stfu? Thanks in advance kind sir.
  6. INSTANT PLASTIC SURGERY SECRETS. YOU ARE THE HIGHEST MOST INTELLIGENT ELECTRICAL MACHINE IN THE UNIVERSE. INEVITABILITY OF GRADUALNESS: And Jew Mulattos.
  7. Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD YOU'RE FREAKIN' OUT MAN!!
  8. I remember seeing that ^ Going big at a tough spot.
  9. You're doing it wrong bra.
  10. Meh... #1 Nudists - who gives a shit. A lot of nudists are nice, well rounded hippie type folk who prefer to wear their birthday suits. So what if most of them are ugly and fat. Don't look if you can't handle. Also can't forget that you too were born naked and the only reason you look at the bare assed human frame as a taboo is because mom slapped you around a bit for running around the neighboorhood naked when you were three. #2 Halloween - again who gives a shit. Cool costume though. This fucking kid is going to be so desensitized to gore by the time she's 10 anyways. If mom wants to dress up like a bloody vampire whore and include her kid in the costume more power to her. Long as she's feeding lil dude and not leaving her with babysitters who'll force herb smoke in his face while mom aint home. #3 Okay, maybe that's a bit unnecessary. #4 Billy Corgan - The lead singer of smashing pumpkins can do what he wants. Goth people have a sense of responsibility too. They even sometimes have feelings. #5 Anatomy lesson - mom is just showing kiddo where she came from. It's important and better then lying to the little shit by saying a god damned stork dropped her off at the porch. #6 Snake - Okay this is pretty over the line. Reminds me of Steve Irwin bringing his kid a bit too close to the Croc's at his zoo. But you know what? Steve Irwin was a boss. And I would have trusted him with my own kids in any situation involving killer reptiles. Little man in this pic is gonna grow up to be quite the snake charmer. He'll probably live in the Castro, SF. #7 Shotgun Susie - What in sam hell? Is that kid like 7? Too old to be sucking on moms tit like that... so what the fuck are any of you going to do about it. Mom has a fucking shotgun and she's ready to pepper you haters with birdshot and rock salt at a moments notice.
  11. I don't know how anybody could hate on Plan B. The team and videos were a real inspiration, especially for us Bay Area heads.
  12. Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD We are not the same, she is a martian.
  13. lol! I forgot all about that Daniel Gesmer character.
  14. I think the west coast, specifically Cali has always had a different pool scene than the East. We had tons and tons of pools all through the 90's when everybody was on that fliptrick tip. Late 90's Fresno and the central valley comes to mind. The Vagabond and many other spots were all ran through. I never was hyped up on street shit and neither were any of the dudes I skated with. Most of us only skate when the waves are flat - if that gives you an idea of the kind of people I'm talking about. Pools never were serious biz, just fun. Now with all of the foreclosures going down there are so many fucking opportunities out here. People either can't afford to maintain them or are moving out and leaving them empty anyways. I've bucketed/pumped and swept several prospects in the past week alone. I'm talking perfect kidneys. Barge sheshies all day bra.
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