big jim slade

last night i had spicy duck hearts and tongues, with a chili-lime salt. i'm not into bragging about eating "extreme" shit, but this was pretty amazing. the tongues were weird because they had this sizable vein of cartilage running through them, but the hearts were so tender and so perfectly spiced. dope. while i'm already bragging, i have an 18" cock that i drive trucks with.

we're meeting up with my dad in spain sometime during april. bullfights and tapas, brah. and when you come home, roasted marrow bones and sweetbreads. look it up.

"Throughout my life, my drawings have always reflected what I was into at the time. During this period, I drew nothing but dinosaurs and assorted graphic designs and logos." this shit makes nikki sixx look like steven tyler. huh?

i think she sang that "because i got high" song. or "two tickets to paradise."

tell her you're pregnant.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker? You don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker!

What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.

that's just too many commas, holmes.

What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles? A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.

What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.

and their little mouths make your dick look HUGE.

How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.

no he's not.

that 7" is super limited. where did you find that?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby next to a kid with down's syndrome.