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So I'm going to buy a case of beer and bury my friend's dead dog. The shitty thing is I'm going to have to listen to his girlfriend cry her eyes out at me the whole time.

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Re: Buff my stiffie with this pile of old poonuggets. Hard. No habla spanish

Re: Buff my stiffie with this pile of old poonuggets. Hard. No habla spanish

Malt liquor and juice sounds incredibly disgusting. But last night I got incredibly hammered off beer and cheap rum and proceeded to talk some girl into shoving a shampoo bottle into her cunt. Shit was one of the best drunken fiascos ever.

Yea i've been on this pretty serious whiskey/bourbon kick as of late. I'm tired of druiinkign rum and shit like that all the time. I think tomorrow im going to try hitting up the ELijah Craig. Mauler you are the one who talked about drinking chartruese is that shit anygood?

So I drank this shit called Bulleit bourbon, shiuts not too bad. It is 90 proff and is made with more rye then most bourbon so the taste is pretty descent. More or less pretty happy i found this shit.

Well the great thing about that is......later when you are shit faced you can try working in the drunken smash to patch things up.

Re: Buff my stiffie with this pile of old peanuts. Hard. No homo.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I just shaved my balls and I must say I was quite terrified of having quad razor blades touching my testicles.

Anyone peep the Vitor Belfort professional boxing debut? Knocked dude out in first round. Pretty much just fought the fight like and mma match without going to the ground.

Re: Stuff my butt with this pile of cold beets. Hard. No homo.

That has to be one of the most awesome hoodies i've ever seen makes me want to spend money to make one/ But fuck it i can just buy more liquor.

Ha thats pretty funny, today was my day off so I drank a 6 pack of Pabst pounders at 9:30 in the morning and now I'm finishing of this fifth of this vodka called white Diamond. It's not too bad. And I told myself I was going to take a brief hiatus from drinking.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Cosigned.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I got poison ivy all over my face...fuck wrangling cats.

http://vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/1897 I personally feel it is alot different now. Rampage is fighting the best he has for along time. And on that Baroni fight, I mean he is a street scrapper, but just because he is from New Yorl doesn't mean he is not going to win(as Gliko said). I am probably giving the fight to the little shamrock but i am drunk so who cares.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread My friend failed his real estate test today. This is like the 3rd time he has failed, what an idiot.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread It was my brother's birthday today and he had his kid....what a wonderful birthday gift. Now my chinsey ass has to buy two gifts on his birthday.

The reason Fedor doesn't have a contract is because Zuffa tried taking away his Belts and his big russian ass wasn't having it.

So the word is Fedor doesn't have a mma fighting contract but he is going to be fighting in a world combat sambo league over in the Czech Republic. And Brock Lesnar the former wrestler had his MMA debut 2 nights ago on Showtime and beat Min Soo Kim. Also San Francisco 49ers player Johnnie Morton had his debut that night and got his ass dropped in 38 seconds by Bernard Ackah.It's looking like K-1 is the new pride because they do not fight by the Nevada rules. June 22nd check out Brioni vs Shamrock because its looking better then UFC 72.

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Clearly Liddell wasn't going to recover. But if it was Pride rules Rampage would of been allowed to land atleast 10 more punches until Chuck was knocked out. I don't understand why they match UFC dudes against Pride. But I'm looking forward to Sakuraba fighting Royce Gracie, and the Shamrock vs. Brioni fight is going to be tight.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread No one around where I live calls it nuggets. Either they call it dro or beasters. Both sound dumb ass fuck to me. Call me old school i guess.

Lidell wants the rematch, but obviously Rampage will whoop that ass again. The best fight tonight was Parnisyian vs Burkman. But next UFC I'm giving it to Henderson. I want to see UFC bring Fedor to some shit.