YA'LL GOT THE GAWD AT A STANDSTILL RITENOW...I MEAN, FREAL?, CMON DOGGIE...
yall GOT ta remembah u on hea REPRESENTIN' THE BIG O.dot naheamn, yall be the INTERWEB UNIVERSAL Faces of Graffiti de Ohio nahmean!!! GET YO SHITZ 2GETHA ASAP!! Yall muhfuckas got da Ohio Valley regiunz look like dis:
yall shuld be doin da game all right n be lookin all like dis:
C WAT I MEAN YO???!#@
You son-ettes neED 2 GO bak n start listenin to some ol' NWA, Tupac, Biggie, and or ICE T. yeaaah cuz u son-ettes fuckin da whole game up n shit. Learn da streetcode n rulez b4 u b awn da interwebz doin ya selvs in n shit. Techno-logicole sewiside n shit GAWD -- Just put the mouse n keybord down and walk awae!!! NOOOO don't pull the cord!
..yoooo !!
1)Kids dont evin kno how 2 hate now dayZ.
2)Rookie ass NEWBs dew'n the PO-lice jobbz fo 'em 'n' shit. Awn dey selvzzzzz...Dry snitchin turnd inta WET SNITCHIN... "Clean up in THREAD OHIO n shit son-ettes
Tsk, tsk, tsk. #SMH
Muhfuckas b makin dey selvs looks a damn fool nahmean....
IM OWT CHEA'.
-THE GAWD-
MY JOB HERE, IS, DONE.