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delonemonkey

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  1. Me and my freind were leaving his appartment building (in NYC) to go bombing at like 4 am and we decided to wear mad weird shit, we each had ninja masks hoodies gloves bags and these wacked out swimming goggles that made us look made fucking crazy/retarded. so we walk about 2 feet out of his house and a cop is walking right in front of us, we both freeze with our arms down diagonally(like what they dude from splinter cell looks like when sneaking around) and the cop just stares at us for 2 seconds and then is just like..i gotta stop drinking...and walks away
  2. yo doemdirty, my freind copped 3 bottles when he went to boston, sold me one. next day me and some of my freinds were hittin up the one train, i was usin ur ink my freinds were usin spray and some flowpens an i saw the car we hit a week later, my shit was the only one left along with a few smudges of spray, Shit is OD u all gotta get this
  3. today fucking sucked for me too..i had to wake up early, got kicked out of summer school for having a fucking phone, lost my community service papers and ID, fucking bad day
  4. Anyone know of some locations? I know of one..ill tell more about it if anyone wants to know
  5. http://www.store-montana.com/sections/components/store/index.php?file=product_info_direct&cPath=2&products_id=1006226&
  6. what site the montana store? My parents know i write they just dont want me to get caught and to not keep the stuff in the apartment.
  7. I dont know about you guys but when i go places with my cans, they jingle like crazy and make it sort of hard to not get looked at. So i saw those can silencers on the montana online store,but i still live with my parents(im a minor) and i knew i would never be able to get my hands on some. So i went to staples and bought a lot of those little circular magnets that come in packs of 6. Putting at least 3 on the botton of a can will really bring down the noise level when you walk around or run, not sure if this has been said before but for anyone else who has this problem this is a great way to fix it
  8. Cum in it. Trim your pubes and put them in it. Put some spicy shit in it. then make a back up sandwich packed in a lunchbox for yourself, if he takes it then good, if not then oh well try again, and just use the same sandwich.
  9. i have a freckle on the tip of my penis.
  10. if that was me she woulda been dead by now.
  11. they dont got cameras, and if they did or put them up just wear a fuckin mask or hood.
  12. i bring brass knuckles with me but i havnt used em yet. That thing about holding a maker when you punch is trrue.
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