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true. i got the theme song stuck in my head, ass. TPBM wants to have a career dealing with technology.

I'm assisting y'all in the take over by boostin' yo post count. TPBM trusts me handlin' yo pizza.

true actually, but i'm bout to cure dat. TPBM has cats.

false. i'm going through another name change phase. TPBM will do an exchange with me.

False... So far. Lets see where tonight leads. TPBM got a long awaited phone call tonight.

Philips never did me wrong. going on 3rd TV from them TPBM thinks I should call the company i interviewed/trained with, so see if they're going to hire me.

False, I come in socks. TPBM hasn't laughed today.

TRUE. Or when you get to the intersection, and the person just waves you on trying to be nice, but fucks up the flow of the intersection. OR, when you're waiting to walk across a street, and a car stops to let you cross, but now you have to hurry across instead of taking your sweet time like you planned. TPBM has a lot of trivial pet peeves

WHOOP WHOOP MAGIC CLOWN NINJAS.

I'd hook it up with the blue tooth mah due. TPBM would tell stories about me at my wake/funeral.

nah, it's pretty decent. TPBM got checkers fo lunch

What about actual record players? Brands/features I need?

any of you dudes collect vinyls? I want to pick some up, and need recommendations for good record players.

False, its like 50 threads I don't care about, and 2 I do. TPBM wants a human centiPad.

True, and will again in the next 2 hrs TPBM will accept my apology to massgraff lol

Nah, I haven't gotten shirts/pants outside of shows in 7ish months. TPBM was watching top gear bbc today.

True. Ballin lil SUV. TPBM had pizza hut for dinner, completely ignoring massgraffs suggestion.

i piss gold records. TPBM could think of 1000 better lines than "MY TECH BUUUUURP"

fa sho. can never get enough TPBM is gonna give me dinner ideas.

True, every waka flocka song. TPBM is up at a very gay hour.

False. Had issues with my body image when I was like 12, haven't enjoyed being shirtless since. TPBM thinks I'm gay for sharing my inner most feelings to oontz.

E. TPBM will tell us their favorite color scheme.