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true. TPBM has never been in an earthquake.

I met shaq once. I'm 6'6 but i felt short as fuck next to him. also, I told him "Kazaam" was my favorite movie and he seemed really shocked. edit: damn. hmm, i saw a tranny get knocked out, then puked on in the same motion. i'm sure someone can beat my story, i just cant think of any. TPBM has an interesting story about meeting someone famous.

True. Jerked illz last night. Im da best. TPBM can tap dance.

true. but i'm saving it for a nice lil road trip when it gets cooler. TPBM has no tattoos.

RIFE IS A PATH YO DUDES TOE IS 2 BRANCHES GROWING OUT OF 1 TRUNK.-^

Fuck yes. Crispy, with them little bits of softness. TPBM wants to give me a job.

If someone does get shot, i nominate MemphisorDie as the official 12ozNostradamus.

What is that fisheye/body combo?

this entire thread...

y'all mad.

Nobody would show up to settle beef, and everyone would anonymously cross people out.

Bump leaving cans at your yard...

Bump the spermy background.

bump the real/better smore.

new page bump.

but why you mad?

DIET COPE?