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eat them raw. then. one half hour later, eat a half-stick of butter from the fridge.

I collected g.i. joes for a little while after the "normal" age-time.

nice thred title! -some guy!

perfect: yo. this dude is mad weird. He scares me. I don't remember my early teens that well, but I know I didn't let people in on my day-to-day dramas and emotions, especially the entire planet including 12oz.

"And you know what? Words hurt worse than if someone throws a sledgehammer and hits your crotch over and over. Or if you're a girl, hits your face with it. Not words, just typing" -some asshole

okay!

Is this possible for you to make happen?

Okay, I would like two or three more "on the mic" freestyling threads from OH_NO, another MERO homework assignment thread and a dozen more threads about potato chips. That's all please.

nice I'm going to go put a dollar on my t card.

smash or trash?

yeah probably.

you are a 17 year old girl. Am I right? Jones soda and vodka?

dying of thirst in a place where you can see and hear other people, but they can't see you.

no, I'll give you that. Her hands look like she's been doing more than typing make-believe on 12oz. I believe most of them I guess, but I don't 100% believe all of them.

my friend mike brought me this sausage from Europe. Actually it's a 1/2 sausage, because he said his cat ate the other half. So I used it for making spaghetti tonight. It was really hard, like almost as hard as wood, but when it cooked it got softer. I also used some cheese that he brought me. He said it was the smelliest cheese ever, but I don't think so. It got a lot smellier when I through it into the sauce though. Anyhow, I had some of it earlier, it was pretty good, but it needs to be spicier.

no, I don't believe them. They're good, real good, too good to be true.

"Well here I am out of the vehicle... lookin' around." I'm sure the local cops love this loser. Not only does he have the spare time to stake-out his local park, but he videotapes it, AND uploads it onto youtube. This guy needs to get laid, pronto.

that neighborhood watch guys is a freaking fruit. What the fuck was that about?

Yeah, who the fuck are you, Jerry Springer?

getty

Yes... I have several sweaty dork ideas for you. The USS Constitution gives free tours. The downtown area is pretty cool and convoluted. There are also guys dressed up like minutemen who give free tours, talk about dead people. The new Institute of Contemporary Arts is a hot bitch of a museum. If it's the off-season, you may be able to catch the 'Stones at Fenway Park. Check out the North End, Boston's take on Little Italy. Visit the first library ever... in America. Walk one of the many commuter rail lines starting either from North Station or South Station. Watch the Celtics lose. Check out MIT, Harvard's lame and stupid and lame and grade-inflated. Vistit Cambridge, the core of Northeast liberal elitists.

Egg-cellent submission She-nitzel. That's fucking stupid. Cow bigger than a moon?

That's fine. Okay, I'll toss you bone. For anyone who watches the wire - Prez, aka Presboluwski, came into my workplace. I said, "You look just like this guy from The Wire." He said, "Yeah, that's me."

sorry. I hvn't been on the oz recently. Tonight I caught up on about five The Wire episodes though, which I think ought to count for something.

Oh god. Fuck this. Sorry, I work at a coffee shop with plenty of connoseurs (whatever French spelling neazis) and plenty of poseurs. Coffee snobs are dumbass idiots. Who gives a shit? I don't.