Croupier

Re: a tranny gave me a blowjob last night I'd rather a hot looking tranny give me a rub'n'tug than a gym teacher, man hater, flat top ass dyke that looks like a drill sgt. some of ya'll acting like a woman trapped in a mans body is gayer than gettin' a handjob from a fucking KD Lang type bitch & fuck that...

lovin' that hense. this kid has a new style every week!

Well, now you know this song, so I guess you are also gay. :D

It's a [hilarious] King Missile song... here you go:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSle-o8cfAk&feature=PlayList&p=FD73E4381DF80C30&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=5

OK, here are the rules as per King Missile: saw an episode of The Jerry Springer Show, and the topic was "Transvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And the guy was on with his "girlfriend," and he was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?" Most of the audience thought so, and so did I. But it got me thinking about what is and isn't gay. Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a women is straight. Even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock," is straight. Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it's straight. Gyms are always gay, because afterwards, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay. Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It is neither straight nor gay. Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more other women only is staright. Here's an interesting one: Kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or letting him kiss you on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy is gay. See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know their gay... they fuck my shit right up. Like a guy calls me up and says, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No." Ok, you got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants youv'e ever seen, even if you're saying to him "Suck it, bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore!" that's gay. Conversely, if a woman straps on a dildo, and you're dressed like a woman, and you're sucking her cock, and she's saying, "You like it, don't you? You like sucking my dick you little fucking faggot," and then she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "You love it you little pussy boy! You love getting fucked in the ass. I'll bet you wish I was a man! I'll bet you wish this was a real cock, you fucking faggot!" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before, that's still straight. But then, if you go off to the bar, and discuss this, or any other sexual experience with guys, that's gay. Here's the most interesting one. Sucking a guys cock can, under certain rare cirumstances, be staright. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is that whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for an entire night... you know, the kind of stuff that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time. And you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy. That's not gay. I don't know exactly why, but it isn't.

all the hating...LOL

this thread is hilarious. I met my homeboy's coke dealer "Rosa" & she was (is) fucking hot. Then my boy told me she has a dick. (she told him, he didn't find out for himself). anyway, I wouldn't fuck w/it, BUT I did think to myself "It'd be guaranteed anal everytime you fucked her...", which seemed mildly appealing. (Not to mention all the free blow). no flick/sorry. Cuban tranny coke dealers don't like their picture taken for some reason?

co-signed. this film made me like that gremlin that J-lo married... (what's that fucker's name?)

if he didn't love her/was just fucking her & they were never married, engaged or in love... I'd run it by him first & try to get the green light. if he is seeing a new chicken and/or has a steady supply of pussy from alt. sources, I don't see the harm. this is a perfect situation, though. i doubt that your situation is as uncomplicated as above said situation...

Is there a thread for his loveletters for philly, or whatever that shit was called?

gave my 4 cats (yes I have 4 cats, 3 became mine when I got married...) a shit pile of catnip & now they are all beating the shit out of eachother (not too serious, no one is going to lose an eye/no hissing)... great Sunday entertainment.

and have the runs

Shutter Island A+++. Saw it yesterday, alone & extremely stoned. Saw it again tonight w/the wife (stone sober) & it was still excellent. Highly recommended.

"The Dallas Cowboys are all bunch of fucking fags..."

Pumping my fist (Jersey Shore style) to Cypress Hill's Black Sunday.

Think of it like a dramatic episode of Seinfeld. It is just some "day in the life of..." type shit & the characters that make the day/neighborhood/life interesting. That's what I get from it, anyway. I think Scorsese was doing a lot of blow when Mean Streets was made.

I hear you (sort of). DeNiro was in at least 5 of his films, & I have no problem w/that shit, so... Dicaprio can be a badass- His role Gilbert Grape was Oscar worthy.

check out bill burr & louis CK (if you don't already know). something about red headed white boys that carries the best genetics for comedy..

that's funny...the first time I ate Pho I felt like I could beat anyone down. I got like a "high" off of it (real talk). I ended up at a 'high end' titty bar right after & spent $10 to have a 19 year old show me her guts via her asshole. PHO RULES.

watching a baby einstein video w/my 18 mo. old kid. his face is less than 3" away from the 40" screen.

best place to score pain pills is where? I have heard juice heads @the gym always have them & methadone clinics are good, too... anyone know for sure?

atl has 4 Pho spots that I know of & they are all less than 1 mile from one another...

you are from Dawsonville. (where all of ATL's trucker crank is cooked).

I saw Pho Bich Nga in VICE magazine once (about 6 or 7 years ago). I think the joke was it's likeness to "poor bitch nigger", which I find mildly amusing. Probably stating the obvious...

It's all about the broth... & I prefer a lime wedge vs. lemon. For the meat, the only thing I can't fuck w/is tendon. Got that once & I had to choke that shit down. Tripe, rare steak & fatty flank is the way to go.