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I just started this show yesterday. I knocked out the first 2 seasons in 2 days. Having said that, you can say I have become a big fan & I regret not jumping on this shit sooner. OK, the season three premier is about to start, so I'm out...

Three 40's of Colt 45, $7.47. Pour them shits in a chilled glass & you're cash money.

just finished watching (a replay) of Manny Pacquiao beating the piss out of Joshua Clottey.

^^^ I learned it from Quentin Tarantino.

Just got back from my 2nd night of waiting tables after having a desk job for 13 years. Fucking wiped, but not sleepy. Waiting tables is a motherfucker, shit is high end though & overall I am very happy with the career change (at least for now).

NO. I am happy if I can get the tip of my dick in the ass to bust my nut... And even then the blowback from the ejaculation is so strong that I end up glazng myself like a Krispy Kreme. All it takes is a split second of not timing that shit right & you are covered in your own semen and possibly your girls digested egg Mcmuffin breakfast. Then she has to bobble the turd to the toilet in her hands and you are stuck on laundry duty Sunday morning. I just assume squirt on the titties and face.

What an idiot. At least Brad Pitt went with an upgrade.

Sarah Silverman is a fan of Jenny Lewis and appeared in Lewis' music video for the song "Rise Up With Fists!!" She is also a fan of comedian Steve Martin, who was one of her major inspirations as a younger comedian.[12] Silverman enjoys playing Scrabble on the Internet. One of her regular opponents is Alyssa Milano, who lives in the same building as she.[30][40] She credited comedian Tig Notaro as one of her best friends in an interview in The Advocate.[37]

Main article: List of awards and nominations received by Meryl Streep Streep holds the record for the most Academy Award nominations of any actor, having been nominated 16 times since her first nomination in 1979 for The Deer Hunter (13 for Best Actress and 3 for Best Supporting Actress). Meryl Streep is the most nominated performer for a Golden Globe Award as well (she has 25 nominations as of 2009 and has won the most overall when she won for Julie & Julia in 2010). Streep received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. In 2003, she was awarded an honorary César Award by the French Académie des Arts et Techniques du Cinéma. In 2004 at the Moscow International Film Festival, Meryl Streep was honored with the Stanislavsky Award for the outstanding achievement in the career of acting and devotion to the principles of Stanislavsky's school. In 2004, Streep received the AFI Life Achievement Award. In 2009, she was awarded an honorary Doctorate of Fine Arts by Princeton University.[43]

And some more.... Give yourself over to the failure inside of you, and let it envelop your soul. Failure is not out to get you. Failure wants to be your friend, the one you can count on when success, that is ever-elusive, eludes you. Failure is not out to fuck you. Failure wants you to fuck it � to fuck it all. Failure wants you to be proud of your lack of accomplishments. Failure wants you to own your own incompetence. Failure wants you to be confident in your inability to do anything. Failure doesn't want you to try; failure wants you to fail. Failure wants you to get over your fear of failure � and what better way to do that than to fail and fail again? If at first you don't succeed, fail and fail again. And fail again. And fail again. And walk tall. And stand up, and say, "I am a failure. "I am a failure. "I am a failure." If it is difficult to do this � if it is difficult for you to think of yourself as a failure � if, for example, you have a good career, a nice place to live, a happy family, a lot of money, a sense of purpose, or belief that in the end, everything will all work out � remember all the things in your life you tried to do, but never, ever could. Think of how when you were five, and you wanted to be an astronaut, and then the space program went into the toilet. Think of how much you wanted to have sex with such-and-such a person, and you were rejected, or too shy to even try. Think of how many times in your life things didn't go your way, and remember: external forces are never to blame. You are the center of your universe, the only force that can ever affect you. Therefore, anything that doesn't work out for you is all your fault. You are responsible for all of your successes, and the lack thereof. And that is the essential point that failure, your ever-faithful friend, wants to make: that your failure could not exist without you � without your stupidity, without your lies, without your mistakes, your uselessness, your lack of faith, your ineptitude, your unjustifiable confidence in your alleged abilities, you stupid loser � failure is your only friend. Failure is your only lover. Failure is your only hope. So befriend it. Make love to it. And believe in it with all your might. Because failure is all there is for you.

King Missile Gay or not gay Lyrics: I saw an episode of the Jerry Springer show and the topic was "Tranvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And the guy who was on with his "girlfriend" was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?" Most of the audience thought so, and so did I, but it got me thinking about what is or isn't gay. Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a woman is straight, even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock" is straight. Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it is straight. Gyms are always gay, because afterwords, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay. Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It's neither straight nor gay. Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more women ONLY is straight. Here's an interesting one: kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or having him kiss YOU on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy . . . is gay. See, look, I . . . I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know they're gay. They fuck my shit right up. Like a guy calls me up and says "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch a football game and drink beer and eat chips, and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys! You wanna come over?" And I'm like "No." OK, you've got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants you've ever seen, even if you're saying "Suck it bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore," that's gay. Adversely, if a woman straps on a dildo and you're dressed like a woman and you're suckin' her cock and she's sayin' "You like it, don't you, you like sucking my dick, you little fucking faggot" and she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "you love it, you little pussy boy, you love getting fucked in the ass, I bet you wish I was a man, I bet you wish this was a cock, you fucking faggot" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before . . . that's still straight. But then, when you go off to the bar, and you discuss this, or any other sexual experience with any other guys, that's gay. Here's the most interesting one: Sucking a guy's cock, can, under certain rare circumstances, be straight. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for the night, the kind of thing that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time, and you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy, that's not gay. I don't know exactly why, but it's not.

that Hense abstract shit...

propped! LOL

skrew = best throwie ever.

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo you have a good many tic tacs for not being in the dirty dozen thingy!

my girl (who is an interior designer) put our house on a tour of homes & I gotta help her make the crib look proper. there will be a minimal of 3 blowout arguments & a 19% chance one of us will get stabbed.

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo awww, thanks. I am so exctied about the potential hug that it's making have to shit a little... (like when someone offers you a free bump of blow at a party & your bowels get all twisted....)

Here's a link to a chick that kind of looks like Mila Kunis getting pounded... http://www.youporn.com/watch/333181/brunette-fucks-a-big-cock/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=360926 YOU'RE WELCOME.

I guess you could rape the shit out of her now & get away with it (like on some boy who cried wolf type shit)?

^^^SOUND ADVICE

Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! FOR REAL!!:lol: :lol:

Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! I just watched that 80's movie "Just One of the Guys" (it was on Bravo), & it got me thinking- If a hot girl dressed/acting like a dude made out w/me, is that gay? Keep in mind that this girl has a vagina, great tits, & a hot ass...I just don't know it (yet). I know most of you knuckleheads will say "yes, this IS gay", but how gay? Just One of the Guys (1985) - movie trailer - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjokAAmr2Wg

Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! ^^yes/props issued.

Funk D'void.

Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! If you afraid of gay people it's because you afraid of the temptation to be gay. I'm calling all of y'all out. afraid of gay = closet ass niggas. real talk.