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yes.:rolleyes:

If YOU are a chef... I forgot what a bunch of whiney, cry baby fags all you bullshit ass chefs are. I recently took a job as a server (because of the economy) & I had a $500 check stiff me tonight because the dipshit crew in the kitchen made the food incorrectly, took forever to get entrees out (half of which were cold) & I got the shaft because the kitchen couldn't handle the heat on a Saturday night. But God forbid I say shit to the egomaniac cooks (chef, line cooks, etc.) I got to go whine to a manager like a pussy & the manager has to communicate with the kithen about the fucking mess the kitchen caused. Meanwhile I got ZERO on a $500 check on a fucking Saturday night & the cooks are all gonna get their money regardless of the bullshit that's coming out of the kitchen. Fuck this line of work. Fuck slow bartenders, too. 15 minutes to make a drink??

Re: **2010 PHOTO HUNT THREAD BITCHES** damn. good thread... I don't even read what you are writing, just looking at the flicks

Training Day & beers/Jim Beam.... Got some pussy about an hour ago. Good Monday.

red brick & Sweetwater out of Atlanta... OH, and Allagash all fucking day.

This is bittersweet. Feel bad for the little girl, but fuck that cop.

Hense MSK - well shot/edited. Really high quality...

Probably put up at the exact same time... Pretty sure mine was first, though.

Is this Baltimore?

And the winner of the Conan O'Brien sweepstakes is ... TBS. According to a press release sent out by the cable network (which, like CNN, is a unit of Time Warner), the comedian is joining TBS to host a late-night show that is expected to debut in November. O'Brien's show will be followed on TBS' schedule by George Lopez's "Lopez Tonight," which will move to midnight. "In three months I've gone from network television to Twitter to performing live in theater, and now I'm headed to basic cable," O'Brien said in the statement. "My plan is working perfectly." He also Tweeted Monday: "The good news: I will be doing a show on TBS starting in November! The bad news: I'll be playing Rudy on the all new Cosby Show." O'Brien is currently embarking on a nationwide comedy tour, but he made bigger headlines earlier this year when NBC decided to move Jay Leno back to "The Tonight Show's" late-night slot. O'Brien, who had been hosting "Tonight," left the network. Since his departure at the end of February, O'Brien has joined Twitter and decided to follow someone at random; launched a 32-city comedy tour (which will include much of his "Tonight Show" crew); and been the subject of countless rumors as to where he will land when a non-compete clause with NBC is over.

my shit got stuck. the kidney stone was pear shaped & the tip cut me up on the inside so I was bleeding a little bit & I got a blood clot around that shit (which made it bigger), so they had to go up my pee-pee hole w/an uninflated balloon thing, expand the kidney drainage tube, uninflate the balloon to catch the stone and pull it out of my dickhole. then I had a stent in my dick for a month which caused bladder spasms (more painful than the stone itself, BTW) & I was pissing blood for a week. they gave me loritabs w/2 refills (total bullshit) I needed heroin to be honest... stones suck, but the spasms were much worse. this was June 2000. good luck homey. My homey Brian get 'em all of the time & he gets a case of beer to to (A) get drunk, & (B ) piss nonstop to move the stone out... He'll murder 24 beers in a day & be pissin non-stop & be shitfaced drunk so that it has a better chance of passing & you're drunk the entire time.

Damn, nobody's even got a shitty knock-knock joke?

Trying to get my 2010 joke thread started!!! Please hit it up if you have some good shit.

I looked & searched & couldn't find so...... I need jokes. I have a few to start the thread.. Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It's kind of an obscure number, I doubt you'd get it if I told you... A man walks into a party & sees the pretty hot chick & goes up to her. She says to him, "Hi, my name is Carmen". He says, "That's a pretty name, is it a family name"? She replies "No, I gave it myself after the 2 things I love most, cars & men...." He says, "Then you may call me BJ Titsengolf..." Oldie but goodie: Q: what does Snoop dogg wash his clothes with? A: Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeatch! So come on you sick fucks. Blast me with some funny shit, clearly I need some material!:D

Paul Rudd?? No way, unless there is some freak accident. This guy is awesome...(N/H). Maybe Sean William Scott (aka, Stifler), but not Paul Rudd...

just found out I have the night off, watching judge judy, thinking about drinking a beer...

Scarface school play!!! Not bad, either....

Gary Oldman... [edit] Filmography Year Film Role Notes 1982 Remembrance Daniel 1984 Morgan's Boy Colin TV Meantime Coxy the Skinhead TV 1985 Honest, Decent & True Derek Bates TV 1986 Sid and Nancy Sid Vicious 1987 Prick Up Your Ears Joe Orton 1988 Track 29 Martin Criminal Law Ben Chase We Think the World of You Johnny The Firm Bex Bissell TV 1989 Chattahoochee Emmett Foley 1990 Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead Rosencrantz Henry & June Pop Credited as Maurice Escargot State of Grace Jackie Flannery 1991 JFK Lee Harvey Oswald Heading Home Ian Tyson TV 1992 Dracula Count Dracula 1993 True Romance Drexl Spivey Romeo Is Bleeding Jack Grimaldi 1994 Léon Norman Stansfield Released as The Professional in the US Immortal Beloved Ludwig van Beethoven 1995 The Scarlet Letter Rev. Arthur Dimmesdale Murder in the First Milton Glenn 1996 Basquiat Albert Milo 1997 Air Force One Ivan Korshunov The Fifth Element Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1998 Quest for Camelot Sir Ruber Voice Only Lost in Space Dr. Zachary Smith 1999 Jesus Pontius Pilate TV 2000 The Contender Rep. Sheldon Runyon Also Executive Producer Monsignor Renard Unlisted TV Uncredited 2001 Friends Richard Crosby TV (2 episodes) 2002 Hannibal Mason Verger Uncredited Nobody's Baby Buford Hill Also Producer The Hire: Beat the Devil The Devil Short Subject Interstate 60 O. W. Grant Greg the Bunny Himself TV (1 episode) 2003 Tiptoes Rolfe Sin Charlie Strom Medal of Honor: Allied Assault Sgt. Jack Barnes Voice Only (Video Game) True Crime: Streets of LA Rasputin "Rocky" Kuznetskov, Agent Masterson Voice Only (Video Game) 2004 Who's Kyle? Scouse Dead Fish Lynch Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Sirius Black 2005 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Sirius Black Batman Begins Sgt. James Gordon 2006 The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning Ignitus Voice Only (Video Game) The Backwoods Paul 2007 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Sirius Black The Legend of Spyro: The Eternal Night Ignitus Voice Only(Video Game) 2008 The Dark Knight Lieutenant/Commissioner James Gordon Call of Duty: World at War Sgt. Reznov[68] Voice Only(Video Game) The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon Ignitus Voice Only (Video Game) 2009 The Unborn Rabbi Joseph Sendak A Christmas Carol Tiny Tim/Bob Cratchit/Jacob Marley Planet 51 General Grawl Voice Only Rain Fall Holtzer 2010 The Book of Eli Carnegie The Legend of Spyro 3D Ignitus Voice 3-D animated CGI film based on a video game franchise 2011 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II[69] Sirius Black Filming

she a hood rat. Jay-Z should've gone after Hallie.

cake with icecream beats pie, but pie w/whipped cream beats cake.

Billy the eXterminator!

The only reason people are gonna get covered is because its going to be illegal not to have coverage People who do not get health insurance will have to pay a fine This is mostly right, but you're leaving out a lot of the good shit regarding pre-existing conditions, shaving 1.3 TRILLION off of the deficeit over 20 years (confirmed by a non partisian group), not to mention the fact that this is basically civil rights for the 21st century. And this is just the first step, better shit will be added as time goes on...

OBAMA 2012