One time a friend of mine was staying on my couch for a while and one nite he
passed out with his shoes on (fair game) so we got him good:
painted the whole right side of his head silver with markers, including
the intricate folds of his ears, and his eyelids. I have never in my life seen a small
man so full of pure absolute anger upon seeing himself
in the mirror. The best part was biting my tongue
until it bled trying not to laugh for the five minutes after he woke up
before he went in the bathroom to see himself in the
mirror. My favorite, however, will remain the
Charles Manson swastika between the eyebrows. Especially on people that
are actually crazy. Note to self: bring sharpie to next squatter punk party I
hear about.